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the ditty committee - the ditty committee (almost) [knows the alphabet] lyrics

a, a song
b, because
ab “c” where this is going?

d is for ditty committee
d+nky sounds for a stinky future
jingles that go for the jugular
the kids you beat up in high school

e is for education
f is for the grade i got
abcdef “g”+sus christ, what’s wrong with people?
h is for “ha+ha+ha+ha+ha+ha+ha”
abcdefgh “i” feel like i’m fixin’ to die

j is for the joke that’s on me
k is for the knife in my back
l is for the lid i’m flipping
m is for the mind i’m losing
n is for the nose i’m cutting off to spite my face
o is for the open wound now in my nose’s place

p is for psychiatrist, pharmacist, and phlegm
q is for questions, and i’ve got a lot of them
r is for reality, a quaint old concept, yes indeed
s is for satisfaction, anything but guaranteed
t is for tantrum and the therapy i need
abcdefghijklmnopqrst “u” make me so angry
v is for vеry very very very ugly!
w is for wrеtched, worthless, and wrong again
x is for x+ed out, and x+rated
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwx “y” me?

- the ditty committee lyrics

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