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the dragon gamez - mario's dilemma: a super mario bros. rap lyrics

[someone – peach]
mario!

[jj712 – mario]
ugh… c’mon princess, do you think i’m stupid?
you wanna stay safe, but somehow you f-ckin’ blew it
i’m really really tired of saving you, you always get kidnapped
i swear, if you get taken once more, your gonna get a f-ckin’ slap
i always go k!ll f-ckin’ mushrooms and turtles
while you’re off sucking on bowser’s little squirtle
c’mon princess, why don’t you have any more f-ckin’ forces
what does bowser do, put some horseshoes on your horses?
you never get tired of riding on my warp pipe
so what’s the difference? bowser isn’t your type
you get taken more than f-ckin’ princess zelda
i always come princess, but you never did when i called ya
what’s so fascinating about bowser’s piranha plant?
i’m pretty sure it’s smaller than a motherf-cking ant

[dragon – bowser]
ha! you motherf-cking b-tch, i’m strong and spooky
you have never 1-upped in princess peach’s tanooki
i give her my mega mushroom whenever i take her
her buns are so good, they’re
not made by a baker
she gets me h-rny in two motherf-cking ways
and you die 50 billion times in only two days
she sucks on my bullet bill and she really likes it
i always burst my question block whenever she tries to bite it
so, you little b-tch, run home to your luigi
peach is where she f-ckin’ belongs, with me!

[someone – peach]
oh, oh, two guys going at a clash
one with h-rns and one with a moustache
who’s gonna be my man? you two decide
which ever one wins gets to ride my behind

[jj712 – mario]
bowser, you little b-tch you run on flash and not java
how come you’re not dead when you’re swimming in the lava
i’ll use my fire b-lls to f-cking bust your -ss
you should always die first, and never die last
i’ll make you run away like a dismounted yoshi
my star invincibility wil make you f-ckin’ die quickly
i’ll jump on you from the sky after i climb some vines
princess peach will be back in her castle in no time

[dragon – bowser]
you f-cking b-tch, you will die
i’m gonna shoot you with fire to the motherf-cking sky
i will waste all your 1-ups, you won’t get 100 coins
you will get a f-cking hammer to the motherf-cking groin
what are you doing? don’t step on that
you gotta be a f-ggot like a f-cking rat–
aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

[jj712 – mario]
f-ck you you little b-tch!

[someone – toad]
thanks mario, but the princess is in another castle!

[jj712 – mario]
f-cking motherf-cking -ss b-tch!!! ugh. shiiiiiiiiiit

[someone – toad]
totally pranked you biiiitch! you beat the f-cking game

[jj712 – mario]
f-ck yeah!
wait… where’s peach?

- the dragon gamez lyrics

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