the dread crew of oddwood – whalin’ rumbo lyrics
[verse 1]
my eyes cracked open just a titch
my jaw and back ache like a b+tch
my breath was foul and my head throbbed with pain
as my eyes filtered in the light
i found the crew in a similar plight
now what the h+ll did we all drink last night?
about that time we realized
that the strange floor on which we lie
was rather sticky, warm, and and writhing up and down
and from the cavern up ahead
crawled twenty crab with thirty hands
and so we drew and used small arms that we had found
with broken bottles, knives, and axe
we smashed those forty claws
and we surmised that we’d been swallowed
through some cruel and massive jaws
what horrible fiend had taken us?
a shark or arciteuthis?
and what the h+ll did we all do last night?
and then a piercing beam of light
shone through a distant hole so bright
it was a blowhole! that’s the thing that we must find
to gain our freedom once again
we had to reach the whale’s head
but then the ground and walls they heaved and churned away
[chorus]
weigh+oh, whalin’ rumbo
we’d reach the whales blowhole or we’d tear the beast asundo
weigh+oh, whalin’ rumbo
with six odd men and five odd beards
we’ll fight until the sun go
[verse 2]
our captor vessel must have felt
the damage to those crabs we dealt
and thus it started twisting round and round
then a massive flood of ambergris
it poured out from the dark abyss
we thrust knives into the floor to hold our ground
and then the monstrous water beast
had second thoughts about it’s feast
and all the walls around our crew it pushed us through
we slipped and slid as we went past
not through the head but through the ass
and left to swim back to our ship amongst the poo
[chorus]
weigh+oh, whalin’ rumbo
not in the belly of the whale, we were all in it’s assh0l+
weigh+oh, whalin’ rumbo
we thought that we woud win the fight
instead we were all passed+o
weigh+oh, whale sh+t gumbo
not in the belly of the whale, we were all in it’s assh0l+
weigh+oh, whalin’ rumbo
we thought that we would win the day
instead we were all passed+o
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