
the dressing roomers - the true american way lyrics
[intro]
i’m not a hater, i’m a racist!
i don’t hate people because of what they’re like
that’s not kind, or christian!
i hate people…
because of the way they look
[verse 1]
i got a pile o’ beef
i’m cheatin’ with my kids
gamblin’ my life savings away
well my wife, she hates me
she wants to take the kids!
but i won’t let her take my future wives today!
[verse 2]
but if the feds find out
well i’m gonna go to jail!
we better keep this secret to ourselves
but this big ol’ pilе o’ beef
it’s keepin’ us real fed!
hopefully thе judge doesn’t try to get me dead
[chorus]
why can’t you marry your kids?
ford f+150!
why can’t you marry your kids?
they’re four, and i’m fifty!
[verse 3]
i see no problem
with anything like this
god said he doesn’t care
who you kiss
so i wanna marry
my children and the church!
i’m american!!!
[bridge]
by the way, here’s a list of minorities who don’t deserve rights because we’re better:
first off:
canadians
also, +specifically+ children from peru
and don’t forget the lorax! i say let it die!
also, to make this more confusing
i voted for biden
but i chose trump both times he won
because americans, such as myself
are always right
because we’re built different!!
+eagle sound effect+
[chorus]
why can’t you marry your kids??
ford f+150!!
why can’t you marry your kids??
they’re four, and i’m fifty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[outro]
america!!!!!!!!!!!
+multiple eagle sound effects+
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