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the felon and the felon crew - felon rap lyrics

[intro]
yo yo, what up moon zoo elections 2009
[?] mad wack
we comin’ at you live from felon headquarters
so listen to my homie felon spit it what up felon

[verse 1: the felon]
h+llo, what’s up? i am the felon
vote for me or i’ll bust your melon
craig’s not cool, the man is a square
vote for me, and i’ll fill the moon with air
[backing vocals]
voters in jail ’cause we locked it up
felon’s the best ’cause he f+ck sh+t up

[the felon]
i’ll stab you, i’ll jab you, i’ll cut you with a knife
i’m the best, ’cause i’m boning craig’s wife

[chorus]
convic+vic+victed felon
he’s a convic+vic+victed felon

[verse 2: the felon]
i’m a crime magеllan
listen to me, open up your mind
i’ll tеll you the real story behind my crime
i was chillin’ out, relaxin’, and maxin’ all cool
when a dude jumped out from inside of the pool
i said “what are you doin’ there in my water?”
he said “shut up, or i’ll stab your daughter”
i haven’t got kids, but he looked real scary
“that’s not my daughter, that’s my wife mary!”
he said “nah, just playin’ i’m fbi
i was just in the hood, so i thought i’d drop by
to arrest you for your various crimes:
stayin’ up all night ‘n partyin’ all the time.”
but he wouldn’t say sh+t, gave me no reason
found out later i was charged with treason
they said i sold secrets to the chinese
i just ordered beef and broccoli, can i get my snow peas?
[chorus]
convic+vic+victed felon (ain’t no tellin’)
he’s a convic+vic+victed felon (i’m like a crime magellan)

[verse 3: the felon]
they locked me up and they threw away the key
and i moved to the moon where i’m finally free
now i’m in the fast lane to victory
when you get the ballot, motherf+ckers better pick me

[outro]

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