the fools - i shot santa in my underwear lyrics
you could say that i should have known better
but looking back, it’s easy to point blame
and i don’t look like a g+nius in this story
but i’ll tell you the story just the same
i was upstairs watching magnum on the tv
i had a chicken sandwich in my lap
when i heard somebody walking downstairs in the parlor
i said to myself, “what’s this cr+p?”
i went downstairs to see what was the matter
a 38 revolver in my hand
and as i reached the bottom step, i saw him
a fat little roly+poly man
i yelled out “hey! what gives?” and then he saw me
i thought he swung his bag up at my head
and just like magnum p.i. on the tv
i pulled my gun and shot that sucker dead
i shot santa in my undеrwear
what he was doing therе i’ll never never know
i shot santa in my underwear
right there beneath the roof and mistletoe
he could of been a prowler, he could have been a thief
how was i to know he’d dress up like a big red geek?
i shot santa in my underwear
now christmas time will never be the same
he went down like a sack of old potatoes
he hit the floor, i felt the whole house shake
i came up close to get a better look
and that’s when i realized my mistake
i said, “hey! you’re that santa fellow!”
he nodded once like he was glad i knew
and then he pulled me close to hear his last words
he said, “now it’s all up to you”
i said, “me? what do i know from christmas?”
but it was too late, he had passed away
so now i’m cold and hanging out with reindeers
a skinny little old man and a sleigh
i shot santa in my underwear
what he was doing there i’ll never never know
i shot santa in my underwear
right there beneath the roof and mistletoe
he could of been a prowler, he could have been a thief
how was i to know he’d dress up like a big red geek?
i shot santa in my underwear
now christmas time will never be the same
what am i supposed to do with all this reindeer stuff?
well, i guess i could use it to fertilize the garden
i shot santa in my underwear
now christmas time will never be the same
no, christmas time will never be the same
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