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the fung brothers - friend zone song lyrics

[skit: arika sato]
hey boys~
welcome to the friend zone~ (kiss)

[intro: andrew fung a.k.a. inglish]
what do you mean no guys like you? -laugh- every guy likes you! uh…all the good ones are taken? no, there’s still some nice guys out there. i-i know there’s at least one…

[hook: david fung a.k.a. d-one]
friend zone, he’s stuck in the friend zone
he’s stuck in the friend zone, he’s stuck in the friend zone
somebody should tell him he’s stuck in the friend zone
he’s stuck in the friend zone, this is not a good place, oh

[verse 1: d-one (inglish)]
look at this guy, always on the phone
checkin’ her facebook when he’s all alone
he picks her up, drives her home
been the same for months but he’s still got hope
slowly but surely i see the progress
as long as she’s single i’m still as prospect!
the time i invested, i’ll make it back
last night we cuddled during breaking bad
the whole time she was textin’ brad
you kept the straight face, but you were sad!
you’re a non-s-xual ent-ty
be realistic, why not emily?
but emily’s not as hot as jen
i’m pretty cool, i deserve a ten
she likes sarcasm, just like me
she’s kind of a dork, just like me!

[pre-hook: d-one (inglish)]
she says i’m the perfect guy
any girl would be lucky to have me
it’s best to start as friends
plus, she always makes me happy
dude, she doesn’t find you attractive
you never told her ‘cause you’re too p-ssive!
you’re a man, where’s your d-ck?
i’m starting to think you’re a eunuch!

[interlude: arika sato]
hey, check this out! oh my god, it would suck to be him! ha ha ha!

[d-one (inglish)]
i spent the time, now you’re tellin’ me to let go?
how can i be so sure i’m in the friend zone?
well, let’s go down the list
you say you’ve been close but you’ve never kissed
she gave you advice on how to pick up chicks
she wants me to be with somebody else?
what do you think? reverse psychology?
you’re like her brother! reverse biology!
she changed in front of you! she did look s-xy!
she didn’t even care ‘cause you’re her bestie!
she doesn’t wear makeup when you hang out
she wouldn’t even care if you came out
we did bake cookies, but it was romantic!
romantic? let’s not get into semantics…
relationships are a social contract
you’re a boyfriend with no physical contact!

[pre-hook: inglish]
i did everything a boyfriend does
but i never got boyfriend love
now i wonder if i should end it
was this truly a friendship?
of course it was, and i feel no shame
but i wanted more, so i feel the pain
do you know how hard it is when the one you love doesn’t feel the same?

[hook: inglish]
friend zone, i am in the friend zone
i am in the friend zone, why am i in the friend zone?
what the h-ll do i do? am i stuck forever?
why is there a friend zone? who made up the friend zone? oh oh

[verse 2: d-one (inglish)]
you’re not -ssertive, that’s why
shoulda acted like a black guy!
black guys, never in the friend zone
they always score in the end zone (touchdown!)
you could pull back, become unavailable
become a douchebag like she’s replaceable
make a move, and you’ll make her choose
to win, you have to be willing to lose
i don’t know if i’ve got it in me
what will i do? my life is empty
i know a girl, her name is emily
she actually likes you! but she’s not as pretty!
what? you want me to lower my standards?
it’s called personality, you shallow b-st-rd!
do you wanna be happy or end up spiteful?
the prettiest girl is the one who likes you!

[pre-hook: (inglish)]
yeah, i know emily’s cute, we’re so compatible
i was blind to the truth, call it irrational
how could a girl who would never date me, be the one that would validate me?
while ignoring an amazing girl, doesn’t that sound freakin’ crazy?

[hook: d-one (inglish)]
friend zone, i was in the friend zone
he was in the friend zone, i was in the friend zone
he was in the friend zone, now it’s good to be out
like i’m free from prison, a self-imposed prison, oh-oh
friend zone, he was in the friend zone
he was in the friend zone, i was in the friend zone
he was in the friend zone, if you’re in the friend zone
do your best to get out, ‘cause you only live once
yolo!

[outro: inglish]
yo, jen, what’s up? oh, you and brad broke up again? i’m sorry to hear that. no, i can’t go shopping with you, i’m out with emily, sorry! look, i gotta go. i’ll talk to you later. bye!

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