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the funhouse gang - never smile at a crocodile lyrics

[spoken]
(“look, miss queen. there’s a saltw+ter crocodile. let’s go make friends with him.”)

(“i wouldn’t do that right now, barney. you might be sorry.”)

(“why would i be sorry?”)

(“well, i’ve always been told that you should never smile at a crocodile.”)

never smile at a crocodile
no, you can’t get friendly with a crocodile
don’t be taken in by his welcome grin
he’s imagining how well you’d fit within his skin
never smile at a crocodile
never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile
never run, walk away, say, “good+night”, not “good+day”
clear the aisle and never smile at mister crocodile

you may very well be well bred
lots of etiquette in your head
but there’s always some special case, time or place
to forget etiquette

never smile at a crocodile
no, you can’t get friendly with a crocodile
don’t be taken in by his welcome grin
he’s imagining how well you’d fit within his skin
never smile at a crocodile
never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile
don’t be rude, never mock
throw a kiss, not a rock
clear the aisle and never smile at mister crocodile
you may very well be well bred
lots of etiquette in your head
but there’s always some special case, time or place
to forget etiquette

never run, walk away, say, “good+night”, not “good+day”
clear the aisle and never smile at mister crocodile

- the funhouse gang lyrics

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