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the garages - ron monstera (fundamentals) lyrics

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[verse 1]
i don’t need a catcher
all i need are these two massive hands
to put you out to pasture
plus i can fistfight with your classist dad
i’ll bring him to the rapture
i promise i’m usually a passive man

[refrain]
they say that i’m a monster
i’m just a pitcher with some cool elastic pants
will they ever let me be myself?
i wonder
as i wander
around the south end of seattle

[verse 2]
i watch the light rail
stop
but i never get on
because i’m too tall

[refrain]
i don’t talk to
cops
i just kick flip over their cars
like my best friend tony hawk
as i dream
of blaseball
as i wander uptown to belltown
[chorus]
this is why i have the fundamentals
even though the world is cruel
i can still pitch with the fundamentals
my arm’s the perfect tool

[post+chorus]
they just say batter up
the catcher signals me
i never break a sweat
this pitch is destiny
and it’s another strike
and then i just repeat
this is why i have the fundamentals
i’m a monster but i’m no fool

[electronic solo]

[verse 3]
every morning i wake up
before i put on my monster makeup
i dream a little dream of you
yeah you
the fan of the seattle garages

i know at first you were afraid, you were petrified
wondering how you’d have a monster pitcher by your side
i hope after the past few seasons that you’re pleasantly surprised because
[refrain]
i know that i’m a monster
but i’m still an asset on this team
can you just let me live?
i wonder
as i wander
up through all of gas works park

[chorus]
this is why i have the fundamentals
even though the world is cruel
i can still pitch with the fundamentals
my arms the perfect tool

[post+chorus]
they just say batter up
the catcher signals me
i never break a sweat
this pitch is destiny
and it’s another strike
and then i just repeat
this is why i have the fundamentals
i’m a monster but i’m no fool

[spoken interlude]
this is “experiment with formal structure, opus 337, by ron monstera. inspired by ligeti, john zorn, wendy carlos, and tot clark.”
[instrumental]

[chorus]
this is why i have the fundamentals
even though the world is cruel
i can still pitch with the fundamentals
my arms the perfect tool

[post+chorus]
they just say batter up
the catcher signals me
i never break a sweat
this pitch is destiny
and it’s another strike
and then i just repeat
this is why i have the fundamentals
i’m a monster but i’m no fool

[spoken]
thank you

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