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the great luke ski - 88 lines about 44 simpsons lyrics

(4 measure intro)

willie: now listen up! you tube+watchin’ cartoon junkies!

ralph: lisa is a clever girl, she’s got heart and lots of brains
krusty: bart is a troublemaker, giving teachers headache pains
apu: marge is the perfect mother, making kids a yummy sammich
frink: homer is a model father, but he has no brain to damage

(simpsons theme plays)
homer: d’oh!
homer: mmm… donuts!
(simpsons theme plays)
homer: d’oh!
homer: the what now?

smithers: patti runs the dmv, and has nothing to do with men
dr. nick: selma is her twin sister, two walking carcinogens
moe: grampa is cantankerous, his complaints are getting bigger
c. b. guy: maggie is the silent type, she’s the one who pulled the trigger

(simpsons theme plays)
homer: d’oh!
barney: (+belch!+)
(simpsons theme plays)
homer: d’oh!
maggie: (+suck, suck, suck, suck, suck+)
barney: mr. burns is homer’s boss and bleeds springfield just like a sieve
krusty: smithers is his right hand man, his lifestyle’s alternative
frink: flanders is the next+door neighbor, okely+dokely+doo!
apu: moe runs the local tavern, he’ll pour you another brew
smithers: barney was a belching loser, filling up on different beers
c. b. guy: milhouse looks just like that kid who used to be on “wonder years”
moe: martin is the prissy type, no one loves him but his ma
mr. burns/nelson: nelson is the local bully, he’s the one that says “ha+ha!”

(simpsons theme plays)
homer: d’oh!
mr. burns: excellent!
(simpsons theme plays)
homer: d’oh!
flanders: hidely+ho!

otto: ms. krabappel, fourth grade teacher, education is a farce
apu/willie: willie is the scottish grounds man, he’ll tell you to “move your +rs+!”
krusty: seymour skinner loves his mother, perfect norman bates hotel
ralph: reverend lovejoy is the preacher, he says we’ll all burn in h+ll
c. b. guy: chief wiggum and his squad make barney feiff look like mcbain
frink: marvin monroe cured neurosis with electrodes to the brain
dr. nick: otto is the school bus driver, no one knows just what he’s on
smithers: kwik+e+mart’s run by apu nahasapeemapetilon

(simpsons theme plays)
homer: d’oh!
dr. nick: hi everybody!
(simpsons theme plays)
homer: d’oh!
apu: thank you, come again!
mr. burns: mayor quimby, politician, all your votes he will extort
smithers: lionel hutz, a bad attorney, he’ll get you contempt of court
krusty: kent brockman reads the news with a crazy debonair
dr. nick: ralph’s nosebleeds would stop if he kept his finger out of there
c.b.guy: itchy is a cartoon mouse who has some violent tendencies
moe: scratchy is his kitty victim, mashed him into cottage cheese
ralph: krusty will get lots of laughs when he hits your head with a hammer
frink: sideshow bob’s a psychopath who uses proper kelsey grammar

(simpsons theme plays)
homer: d’oh!
krusty: hey hey! hu hu huh ha!
(simpsons theme plays)
homer: d’oh!
sideshow bob: huh+uuh+uuh+uuh…

otto: jimbo is a teenage punk, lots of pranks he will be plannin’
dr. nick: sideshow mel got a concussion when he got shot from a cannon
mr. burns: dr. hibbert, he will treat you, fix it up and make it nice
apu: dr. nick will do it quicker, at a bargain bas+m+nt price
willie: cletus is a slack+jawed yokel, farming dirt to feed his kin
krusty: troy mcclure, a washed up actor, you can see him starring in…
ralph: “radioactive man versus mutant ninja minks”
frink/c.b.guy: “mmm+hoy, moisen g+yne and glaiven!” those words are professor frink’s
moe: kodos is from outer sp+ce, shows up every halloween
barney: kang is her mutant brother, laughing over earth cuisine
smithers/b.man: bumblebee man, “no es bueno!”, his pain will go on forever
frink/c.b.guy: comic book guy heard this disc and said “…worst …album …ever”!
(simpsons theme plays)
barney, moe, & willie: 88 lines about 44 simpsons!
(finale of simpsons theme plays)
homer: d’oh!
nelson: ha+ha!

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