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the great luke ski - macho man (oooh yeah!) lyrics

mean gene: mean gene okerlund here, time for pro+wrestling action! i have here with me tonight one of the competitors of this weekend’s pay+per+view, the great luke ski

luke ski: i just wanted to say that i guarantee that my competitor will open up a can of whup+ass on me, if ya smell what the crock is cookin’!

now i’m not a pro+wrestler, i’m just a wrestling fan
to meet all of the big boys is now my master plan
autographs are boring, not my thing
i prefer to meet them, in the ring
now i have gotten beat up, by all the stars you know
except for on this sunday, there’s one more guy to go
m! a! c, h, o!

macho, macho man! (oooh yeah!)
i want to wrestle macho man. (randy savage!)
macho, macho man! (oooh yeah!)
i want to wrestle macho!

dusty rhodes: well it’s quite obvious that luke ski will feel the plunder when he gets a fillabusterin’ from the man, “macho man” randy savage

larry zybisco: well, y’know, it seems apparent to everybody that this luke ski character is out of his mind!

bobby heenan: don’t look at me, i think all those ham+’n+egger fans out there are crazy

the undertaker’s tombstone’s the scariest i’ve seen. (rest in peace!)
knocked stone cold by steve austin, the time was 3:16. (h+ll yeah!)
rick flair and the hors+m+n left me for dead (woooo!)
heartbreak kid shawn michaels, well, he just said: (suck it!)
bret ‘the hitman’ hart pinned me last canada day
i knew i was in trouble, when i heard hogan say
“beat the boy! crush, k!ll, destroy!”
macho, macho man! (oooh yeah!)
i want to wrestle macho man. (macho madness!)
macho, macho man! (oooh yeah!)
i want to wrestle macho!

macho man: when i see that luke ski in the ring, i’ll smash him with the flying elbow from the top rope! yeah yeah yeah! and after the ref counts one, two, three, i’ll pick him up and break him in half, just like breaking into the beefy spicy taste of a slim jim! snap into it! oooh yeah!!!

now rowdy roddy piper beat me inside the cage. (i am the icon!)
i felt the diamond cutter of diamond dallas page. (bang!)
wolfpack’s kevin nash gave me, the jack knife, (in the house!)
while scott hall told the crowd there that they’re ‘for life’. (hey, yo!)
sting’s scorpion death lock was all that i could stand
i’ve even gotten beat up by bischoff and mcmahon
gettin’ beat, is just too sweet!

macho, macho man! (oooh yeah!)
i want to wrestle macho man. (snap into a slim jim!)
macho, macho man! (oooh yeah!)
i want to wrestle macho! (who’s next?)
macho, macho man! (oooh yeah!)
i want to wrestle macho man. (dig it brotha!)
macho, macho man! (oooh yeah!)
i want to wrestle macho!

luke ski: …and that’s the bottom line, cause luke ski said so. and
macho man: hey you! get over here you! i’m gonna bust into you like a slim jim, oooh yeah!!!

luke ski: uh, oh! here comes macho man running out of the back! he’s got a chair! uh, we’re out of time! see you next week everybody!

- the great luke ski lyrics

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