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the gregory brothers - they're eating the dogs lyrics

[intro: gordon+levitt & trump]
h+llo, and welcome to the first—the second?—the first 2024 presidential debate
both+sidesism is now cringe
and that’s okay
gloom is now boring
nihilism is now cringe and boring
i don’t care
tonight everything is fresh and new
frankly, it’s so exciting, it’s a little unsettling
i couldn’t care less
now, to keep things fresh

[singing]
let’s do it in this key

[verse 1: gordon+levitt, trump, & harris]
wages have been going up, but prices got out of control
now, how can an average girl afford a nice bag of pizza rolls?
economists have said that trump sales tax
would result in $4,000 more a year
on the backs of the middle class
okay!
the only jobs thеy got were bounce+back jobs
bouncе, bounce, back, back
she’s going to my philosophy
i was going to send her a maga hat
[verse 2: gordon+levitt, trump, & harris]
you wouldn’t know it from the news
but immigrants have a lower crime rate
so can we talk about border policy in a non+racist way?
they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats
coming in from all over the world in insane asylums
they’re eating the pets
congress came up with the border bill, i supported it
would have put agents on the border
to stem the flow of fentanyl
donald trump said: “k!ll the bill”

[pre+chorus: trump & harris]
he lost manufacturing jobs
they threw him out of a campaign like a dog

you’re not running against joe biden, you’re running against me

[chorus: gordon+levitt, trump, & harris]
who would you be
i will be a president that will protect rights
if you were in the west wing?
we have a nation in decline
would you be fair, would you be tough
and uphold the constitution and stuff?
who would you be?
i was going to send her a maga hat
we’re not going back
and what would you do
my pledge to you that i went with you first
if we vote for you?
millions of people dead, and it’s only getting worse
from day 1 through 2028
and make it quick before the commercial break we got to get to
we’re wasting time
stop with the continuous lying
[post+chorus: trump, & harris]
they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats
one that is focused on the future, and the other on the past
they’re eating the dogs, i read that she was black
i’ll say that
let’s not go back, we’re not going back

[verse 3: gordon+levitt, trump, & harris]
the foreign policy win is to have a lot of friends
but could you team up against our enemies
because they keep trying to start sh+t again and again?
as america always should, we look out for our friends
and our allies are so thankful, you are no longer president
your turn!
we’re not going to protect you if you don’t pay
dictators manipulate you with flattery

[verse 4: gordon+levitt, trump, & harris]
will you accept the results if you don’t happen to win
or will you be whining and crying and trying
to throw out the votes again?
look, there’s so much proof, they should’ve sent it back
the president of the united states
incited a violent mob to attack
a nation in decline, our elections are bad
donald trump was fired
he is having a difficult time processing that
[verse 5: gordon+levitt, trump, & harris]
most americans do believe in a woman’s right to choose
should we listen to them
or amy coney barrett and 5 old dudes?
execution after birth + democrats are radical
you know what that reminds me of? student loans
what you are putting women through is unconscionable
i absolutely support reinstating roe

[verse 6: gordon+levitt, trump, & harris]
we finally put a cap on the insulin price
could you please do that for everything else
’cause we’re just trying to stay alive?
health care should be a right
remember when insurance could deny?
we halved the cost of insulin, donald trump never did
alright!
we’re looking at different plans, i have concepts of a plan
there are concepts and options we have
if we can come up with a plan

[pre+chorus: trump & harris]
he lost manufacturing jobs
they threw him out of a campaign like a dog

[outro: gordon+levitt, trump & harris]
tell me who would you be, tell me who would you be?
(they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats)
tell me, tell me, ohhh, tell me ’cause i got to know
who would you be?
tell me who would you be, tell me who would you be?
(they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats)
tell me who would you be, tell me who would you be?
(one that is focused on the future, and the other on the past)
ahhhhhh!
tell me who would you be, tell me who would you be?
(they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats, i’ll say that)
tell me who would you be, tell me who would you be?
(let’s not go back, we’re not going back)
tell me who would you be, tell me who would you be?
(they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats)
tell me who would you be, tell me who would you be?
(one that is focused on the future, and the other on the past)

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