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the gregory brothers - trump vs. comey - songify the news 14 lyrics

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[intro: donald trump (jeanine pirro)]
i want subpoenas. (right)
they have very powerful subpoenas, so… (they have subpoenas)
what i want, and i think it’s very important–
i wanna get to the bottom

[jeanine pirro]
yeah, that’s me
you’re probably wondering how i ended up here
well, it all started with a couple of tweets

[verse 1: jim himes]
got a tweet from the president an hour ago
it’s not a leap to read the tweet in front of me, bro
“the nsa and fbi tell congress
russia did not influence the electoral process.”
this tweet has gone out to millions, to be exact
is that accurate?

[james comey]
it’s hard for me to react
we’ve offered no opinion on potential impact
it’s something we’ve never, ever looked at
the fbi is investigating russian efforts to interfere –
i know part of human nature is speculating
please don’t draw any conclusions here

[jim himes]
was the president’s wiretap statement true?

[james comey]
we will follow the facts wherever they lead
i can promise you, promise you –
i have no information that supports those tweets

[verse 2: donald trump]
you’re fired!

[wolf blitzer]
president trump has just fired fbi director james comey

[michael gregory]
what a shyamalan twist, in november they were tight homies

[donald trump]
good job by the fbi-

[michael gregory]
the investigation might’ve changed his mind!

[jeffrey toobin (michael gregory)]
this is completely outside what goes on in democracies (nice rhyme!)
what kind of country is this – they will put in a stooge!

[michael gregory]
but could curly, larry, moe, or giuliani get senate-approved?

[jeffrey toobin]
what kind of country is this – the emperor’s not wearing any clothes!

[michael gregory]
that metaphor might work, but it’s not worth
thinkin’ about the tiny, orange, wrinkly toes

[verse 3: ted cruz]
in 200 years of history, are you aware of the department formally
approving the legality of policy, and then defying that policy

[sally yates]
i’m not, but i’m also not aware of no
situation where the office of legal
counsel was advised, counsel was told
not to tell the attorney general

i remember my confirmation with you
and i did what i promised you i would do

[bridge: lester holt]
you made the decision to fire comey
the russian amb-ssador was here in the white house –
did you think through-

[donald trump]
no. never
i talk all the time. i speak with china-
i speak with india- i speak with south korea-
i talk all the time. i speak with china –
i speak with putin also, it’s called russia

[lester holt]
did you ever –

[donald trump]
and i have a certified letter, just so you understand
i’ve given the letter to senator lindsey graham
he has the letter, and it’s tremendous
one of the most prestigious law firms did this
letter – and i think, frankly
he’s gonna give the letter out immediately
this letter – so good, so strong
certified letter – spectacular and long –

[hook: donald trump (jeaine pirro)]
i want subpoenas –
they have very powerful subpoenas (subpoenas)
i want that, want that. want subpoenas –
unbelievable subpoenas (subpoenas)
subpoenas
i want subpoenas, you know that, i know that, everybody knows that

[outro: the gregory brothers]
(songify the news) here’s another episode
(songify the news) before you have to up and go
(everything sounds better in perfect tune.)
and you can get the track, too, if you want to
songify the news
songify the news
everything sounds better in perfect tune

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