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the gregory brothers - trump vs. macron - songify the news 15 lyrics

[chorus]
handshaketos

[french reporter]
let me move on to some rather serious matters
and that’s donald trump shaking hands with emmanuel macron

[chorus]
handshaketos

[andrew]
and this is a handshake that will shake the world
instead of just other hands

[reporters]
that handshake between macron and trump-
macron said “yeah, i was sending a message.”
their greeting could be described as “screw you”
in handshake form

[donald trump]
i will withdraw from the paris climate accord
europe, asia, should not have more
we’ll be the cleanest – cleanest air
cleanest water – cleanest here, cleanest there
europe, asia, asia, asia, europe
asia, asia, asia, asia, europe

[emmanuel macron]
climate change is one of the major issues
i wish to tell the united states, france believes in you
the world believes in you – american friends –
make our planet great again

(translated) what we have done
has neither precedent
what we have done, nor equivalent
neither precedent, nor equivalent

———-

[jeremy corbyn]
i’m very proud of people voting for hope –
the prime minister lost votes, that’s enough to go

[theresa may]
we look ahead and wait and see what the results will be –
i know the country needs me

———-

[diane feinstein]
you’re big, you’re strong –
why didn’t you say, “mr. president, this is wrong”?

[james comey]
i was so stunned, by the conversation
i was fired because of the russian investigation
son, it never occurred with either bush or obama
i had never experienced drama, no drama
lordy, lordy, i hope there are tapes –
i was alone with the president of the united states
trump chose to defame me and the fbi –
those were lies, but the fbi will be fine, will be fine
the fbi will be fine, fine

[john mccain]
the president of the united states said, “we had that thing”
i’d like to know what the h-ll that ‘thing’ is!

[james comey]
he was asking for something, and i was refusing
to give it – this confused me, this didn’t improve
the relationship. the shifting explanation-ship
and he hoped i would stay longer, said can you come over for dinner
and i said yes sir, maybe other people would be stronger

[john mccain]
i think it would intensely arouse me – (record scratch)
arouse my curiosity

———-

[bernie sanders]
why do you think it is a good idea to give 3 trillion dollars in tax breaks to the top 1%?

[mick mulvaney]
because ordinary people are paying more –

[bernie sanders]
no, ordinary people do not have a wealth of 128 billion dollars

[allison raskin]
yes! most of my friends and i only have a few million

[gaby dunn]
-gasp- i’m so sorry, you’re going through a tough time!
do you wanna crash on my yacht?

[allison raskin]
oh, that would be great

[bernie sanders]
answer the question – why the rich are becoming much richer –
like the walton family – one guy there owns
four ferraris and one maserati
four ferraris and one maserati
why does a billionaire get a tax break
on four ferraris and one maserati?

[chorus]
whoo! maserati, ferrari. ferrari, maserati
maserati, ferrari

[bernie sanders]
more income inequality

[gaby dunn]
like robin hood if robin hood was robbing some peasants
just to give king john some gucci as a present

[allison raskin]
like the hunger games, if president snow hires katniss
to go to district 12 and raise peeta’s taxes

[gaby dunn]
like batman, if he told the city council he’d save
all of gotham by lowering the minimum wage!

[einstein]
i’m late to the party but i dreamed the beat was dope, though
let’s get it started again, and one, two, three, go!

[bernie sanders]
why you gonna throw seniors off meals on wheels, baby?
why you gonna throw children off medicaid, baby?
why you gonna throw women and babies off w.i.c., baby?
then give a billionaire a m-ssive tax break, baby!

[mick mulvaney]
we don’t cut medicaid (sanders: no)
meals on wheels is not reduced (sanders: not true.)
there’s a small reduction – (sanders: not true.)

[bernie sanders]
the rich are becoming much richer, they get a tax break
on four ferraris and one maserati. (whoo!)
maserati, ferrari. ferrari, maserati
maserati, ferrari. more income inequality

[allison raskin]
like oliver twist, if f-gan was the good guy
he’s a job creator and no orphans die – oh

———–

[chorus]
maserati, ferrari. ferrari, maserati
maserati, ferrari

[emmanuel macron]
american friends

[bernie sanders]
maserati, ferrari

[james comey]
i hope there are tapes

[bernie sanders]
rati-maserati, ferrari

[donald trump]
asia, europe

———-

(songify the news) check out allison and gaby
(songify the news) if you wanna be truly happy
(everything sounds better in perfect tune.) and you can get the track too if you want too

(songify the news) and here’s more macron
songify the news
everything sounds better in perfect tune

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