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the gregory brothers - turtles. (auto-tune the news #10) lyrics

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[intro: evan gregory]
all rise for the guitar of liberty
as the founding fathers did rock before us
now thou shalt rock!

[verse 1]
you shall build a turtle fence
you shall build a turtle fence
we don’t have many turtles
well, in michigan, we got quite a few
a turtle fence is exactly what you would think it is
a turtle fence keeps turtles from being hit by cars

those turtles that were climbing turtles
couldn’t climb over the turtle fence
(why?) it was turtle-proof
(how?) it was three feet high
the same thing is going to happen to healthcare
and one of these days a congressman
from michigan’s gonna come back home and

build a turtle fence
build a turtle fence
we need a rattlesnake fence
you shall build a turtle fence
and i don’t know if a snake can go over a fence or not
or if a beleaguered manatee can swim underneath a yacht

build a turtle fence
build a turtle fence
the more i drink, the more the congress is making sense
if turtles are becoming doctors, we need a defense
how shall we protect ourselves?
you shall build a turtle fence

[verse 2]
i thank the people of m-ssachusetts
for electing me as your next united states senator
he’s a different kind of republican
are you trying to say he’s a lesbian?
but i know who i am
i’m scott brown
and i drive a truck

he’s got the kind of treatment
normally reserved for rock stars
doing lines of c-ke
with some other lesbians in shady bars
he’s scott brown
he drives a truck
he’s scott brown
democrats are —-
democrats told us today
what they’d really like to do is focus on

jobs, jobs, jobs
and don’t forget about jobs
we’re focused on jobs, jobs, jobs
for all the unemployed slobs
they put healthcare on the back burner
the back burner for now
welders, nurses, engineers, come on down

for jobs, jobs, jobs
you shall build a turtle fence
i’ll fight for jobs, jobs, jobs
when we build that fence, we shall pay our rent
i gotta buy my kids a piece of bread
before they wake up dead
we need jobs
what it seems americans are truly worried about is

[verse 3]
football, football, football, football
the super bowl belongs to the city of new orleans
it was all meant to be
it’s all destiny
we got the best ownership
best coach
best team

what the saints show is that we can persevere
we overcame four storms
overcame a national recession
and the world is taking notice
we’ve got some of the strongest ethics laws
we’re open for business

best ethics laws
best coach
best turtle fence
best team

woo, they got the best ethics laws
nepotism is strictly disallowed
except for family members
and s-xy turtles, ow

- the gregory brothers lyrics

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