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the heavyweights brass band - if it ain't festive lyrics

[intro]
‘twas the night before christmas
and all through the house
not a creature was stirring
except for the heavyweights
they were stirring
they were stirring all over the place
hey guys
could you keep it down out there
c’mon

[verse 1]
i’m from a place that people say
they jump in their freezer just to get away
where halloween is on a winter’s day
and kids in costumes have to wear their parkas anyway
so when november and decembеr roll around
and that cutting wind has got me down
i don’t mind those gaudy lights
hung all over town
‘cus thеy distract me from the
frost on my eyebrows

[chorus]
if it ain’t festive
then it’s just cold
if it ain’t festive
then it’s just cold
if it ain’t festive
then it’s just cold
if it ain’t festive
then it’s just
[verse 2]
no hokey trinket is too much for me
my tie lights up and plays o christmas tree
i’m spendin’ time on all the strip mall santas’ knees
to help me forget my face is numb
and i can’t feel my feet
i haven’t seen my car since october 24th
or was it 23
i think it’s lodged in a snow drift
somewhere up the street
but that doesn’t seem to bother me
‘cus my local coffee shop offers me four flavours of
peppermint mocha ginger tea

[chorus]
if it ain’t festive
then it’s just cold
if it ain’t festive
then it’s just cold
if it ain’t festive
then it’s just cold
if it ain’t festive
then it’s just
cold

[verse 3]
down south you might not understand
with your palm trees, and sun, and golden sand
why this time of year we cover every inch of sp+ce
with glitter bombs, wreaths, and sparkling sequin lace
[chorus]
if it ain’t festive
then it’s just cold
if it ain’t festive
then it’s just cold
if it ain’t festive
then it’s just cold
if it ain’t festive
then it’s just cold

[chorus]
if it ain’t festive
then it’s just cold
if it ain’t festive
then it’s just cold
if it ain’t festive
then it’s just cold
if it ain’t festive
then it’s just cold

[outro]
aww that’s better
thanks guys
happy holidays

- the heavyweights brass band lyrics

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