the honorable moem - modern africa lyrics
[intro]
yo… muslims ain’t never supposed to go ham because its haram… but i’m going ham… hard as a mother….
verse i
(name of teacher omitted for privacy) teaches history
just like his haircut its a mystery
went to ivy-league and graduated with that 3.92
went back to jersey with a degree and still didn’t know what to do
right now he teaches history and then some
right now he’s my teacher and dresses from the same closet
that micahel jackson gets clothes from
recently we learned about the continent of africa
internet scamming goes on in modern africa
i got 99 problems and they’re all in africa
i ain’t gonna be here to teach you some lore doe
sitting in downtown freetown, sierra leone
daylight come but me wanna go home , but instead
i’m sick, tired and alone
you see these blood diamonds are just like andy’s nose; an issue
so grab a tissue for it, you’ll never be able (ketchup) to catch up
solving these problems
and you ain’t never seen all the views i’ve mustered (mustard)
you’ll be lucky to find some cows in kenya, but if you do find ‘em stick ‘em
in between
the seasme and call it a competent
enemy against nyameche’s
declining health and
jay-z’s increasing wealth
(chorus)
if you havin’ government problems
i feel bad for you son
i got 99 problems but havin’ too much money in uganda ain’t one
africa’s got a ton of problems
verse ii
these lyrics are my dang claim to fame
k!lling all these tracks like kenya in an olympic game
watch out for acid rain
grab the umbrella
kids are blind like helen keller
grab the nutella
kids are hungrier than a starving feller
[outro]
hahhaha
as you see kids…
there’s tons of problems in modern africa… those are just some, just some issues… stay cl-ssy
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