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the infinite source - buzz lightyear vs optimus prime lyrics

[verse 1: optimus prime]
i’m entitled to the title
so sit back, i’ma take a crack at this
i’m hip hop’s hippopotamus
and if you check my pit
you’ll see that i’m bottomless
call me prime time
you’re a late night infomercial
i’ll beat you down so bad
you’ll need a walker
call me herschel
i’ve already saved the planet
so why don’t you join the club?
oh wait, that’s right, you can’t
you’ve got a blinking laser lightbulb
protector of the universe?
come on, you’re just a rookie
you were andy’s favorite toy
cause he let you play with his woody
[verse 2: buzz lightyear]
i’m the sworn protector
of the galactic universe
and i’ve got a pretty busy schedule
but i’ll take the time to beat you first
why don’t you transform yourself
into a better rapper?
then maybe you and meghan fox
can live happily ever after
and yeah, you’ve got your little crew
is that supposed to make you tough?
but how tough can you really be
when that crew includes shia lebouf?
i’m gonna tell you a little secret
this is just between you and i
robots haven’t been cool
since 1985
[verse 3: optimus prime]
time to transform
you’ll regret this decision
i might be uncool
but i’m a robot on a mission
i like the shiny plastic
but you need a battle scar
i’ll leave you with a few
then i’ll ship you back to pixar
it’ll take some special rendering
to get you back into the picture
because no one likes blood
on their new action figure
fate rarely calls upon us
at the moment of our choosing
i’m more than meets the eye, punk
you can’t see that you’re losing
[verse 4: buzz lightyear]
wow, prime
this won’t even be a challenge
why don’t you grab some autobots
so we can keep this sh+t balanced
and i like the tagline
robots in disguise
the biggest trick you ever pulled
was trying to pass you off for guys
and i noticed your lines were slowing down
is it perhaps your gas is low?
before you ship me off to pixar
i’ll blow your ass back to hasbro
[to infinity]
you’ve just been totaled
never thought you’d see the day?
you’ll need a ride to the junkyard
i just called aaa

- the infinite source lyrics

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