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the irish rovers - mrs. crandall's boarding house lyrics

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in the boarding house i live in, everything was growing old;
silver threads among the b-tter, and the cheese was green with mold
when the dog died we had sausages; when the cat died catnip tea
when the landlord died i left there, spareribs were too much for me

oh my dear missus crandall, i think i like you a lot;
i live in your house, quiet as a mouse
some day you’ll be caught

girls can never change their nature
it is well beyond their reach;
missus crandall is a lemon, she can never be a peach
but the law of compensation is the one i always preach;
you can always squeeze a lemon, have you tried to squeeze a peach?

oh my dear missus crandall, i think i like you a lot;
i live in your house, quiet as a mouse
some day you’ll be caught

my train was in the station, i was rushing full of care;
but i stepped on her cat and stumbled, and fell headlong down the stairs
missus crandall came up to me, “did you miss a step, me son?”
“no,”my dear landlady, i hit every bloomin’ one

oh my dear missus crandall, i think i like you a lot;
i live in your house, quiet as a mouse
some day you’ll be caught



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