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the jasons - i wanna be an asshole (u.s. ghouls version) lyrics

this one’s for the menzingers

i’ll never trade my leather jacket for a flannel shirt
or join the p.c. vegan poser club parade
i’ll never try to stop a mosh+pit when a fan gets hurt
or do a benefit for homeless punks with aids
’cause i support ben weasel and every punch he threw
and when you say you like my band i’ll answer
“hey, f+ck you, and you and you and you and you cause”

i’m an assh0l+, i’m an assh0l+
i wanna be an assh0l+ (hey, f+ck you!)
i’m an assh0l+, i’m an assh0l+
i wanna be an assh0l+ (hey, f+ck you!)

now when you put me in your club, i always show up late
stay in the back and slander all the other bands
i only play for half a set so i can get more time to stay and s+xually harass the female fans
’cause i like gg allin and every punch he threw
and when you say, “hey good set man.”
i’ll answer, “hey f+ck you, and you and f+ck you too!”

i’m an assh0l+, i’m an assh0l+
i wanna be an assh0l+ (hey, f+ck you!)
i’m an assh0l+, i’m an assh0l+
i wanna be an assh0l+ (hey, f+ck you!)
i’m an assh0l+, i’m an assh0l+
i wanna be an assh0l+ (hey, f+ck you!)
i’m an assh0l+, i’m an assh0l+
i wanna be an assh0l+
[jason v & tommy]
“yo, you catching my drift pencil d+ck?”
“it’s gonna be so awesome!”
“listen man, just so you know, the split’s not happening.”
“yeah! october 31st, got it!”
“right… wait.”
“so can we use this song?”
“no tommy, you can’t f+cking use it ’cause we’re not doing the split man! stop recording!”
“is this a solo? in a punk rock song?”
“listen man, don’t f+cking change the subject.”
“who does that, n0body does that!”
“uh… you.”
“nah i just play by myself!”
“you put solos in punk rock.”
“yeah. no + it’s totally different! i’m by myself!”
“why the f+ck am i even arguing with you? you’re an idiot!”
“just let me use your song!”
“no, we’re not gonna be on there, tommy!”
“listen tommy, f+ck you. f+ck your band, your dog, your grandma, your 12th grade teacher.”
“i never went to high school!”
“i’m not doing the f+cking split tommy.”

my brand new album’s filled half+assed words and sub+par songs
recycled garbage that’s been out of date for years
a good example is the chords that you’re about to hear
so call your lawyers ’cause we stole it from the queers
’cause we don’t give a f+ck about the scene and all your trends
or if our band is featured on your bullsh+t blog top+ten
(or your magazine, or your pretentious college radio station)
i’m an assh0l+, i’m an assh0l+
i wanna be an assh0l+ (hey, f+ck you!)
i’m an assh0l+, i’m an assh0l+
i wanna be an assh0l+ (hey, f+ck you!)
i’m an assh0l+, i’m an assh0l+
i wanna be an assh0l+ (hey, f+ck you!)
i’m an assh0l+, i’m an assh0l+
i wanna be an assh0l+ (hey, f+ck you!)
f+ck you!

- the jasons lyrics

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