the jibster - lit (famous musician rap) lyrics
[intro]
haha the jibster’s already to get
very creative right here
some of all you b-tches
will be surprise on who i’ve become
i don’t take sh-t to no on and don’t give a f-ck
if i hurt you or offend you or whatnot
the jibster is the biggest d-ck on earth
so sue me
jmoney, yo yo
[verse]
f-ck ariana grande
she has a kid’s body for a reminder
if i ever grind her
it’ll feel like f-cking a minor
if you don’t see it
then your way blinder
f-ck it, her age is legal
take me to your school
and f-ck that v-g-n-
quietly behind ya binder
i saw charli xcx
i think she haves good complex
show her my muscles
with a spot on flex
take me to your car
for a quick sec
i know your a rider
me and you will go vroom vroom (beep beep)
in the backseat
d-mn that was some good s-x
i went to a strip joint
to see some b-tches beauty
i had came across nicki minaj
d-mn she has a big bootie
i want to tap that -ss so hard
you can rub up against my uzi
this sh-t is getting so magical
that me and her got fired up
once she do me
what about ke$ha
where have she been
she’s probably had alcohol poisoning
and dropped dead
it’s been like 3 years
correct me, when?
her last alb-m was 2012
i’ll rip your body in half
sorry there friend
what’s up with these rhymes
there’s no control over this pen
i can not stand adele
her voice annoys the f out of me
lock her in this prison cell
’cause your songs stinks so bad
just sniff her, i bet she smells
take her to the eiffel tower
and push her off
make that b-tch scream and yell
man that b-tch died so hard
sorry i had to repel
take a peak at iggy azalea
her p-ssy is platinum
and my d-ck is so big
like a f-cking magnum
it so hard to put it back in my pants
my b-lls are enormous
how do i even bag them
but i know my b-tches love me
i’ll whip my mini me out
all of you can have him (haha)
like h-llo katy perry
your lips are very cherry
i think i love you unconditionally
let’s take a trip to your bed
go ahead and dare me
what the f-ck is that
you forgot to shave
your p-ssy is too hairy
f-ck that b-tch
we will never get married
might as well start dissing gaga too
no one likes that male lady
might as well keep your d-ck in your pants
your psychotically crazy
snap your f-cking neck
and see if you still wanna play, she
i have her in the back of my trunk
with her head popped off like a daisy
man i love melanie and alessia
who to hook up with first
maybe martinez
go on a carousel, have a fiesta
let’s speak french, alessia
comment ça va
can we go for a ride in a lambo
s’il te plait, i f-ckin’ blessed yea
say oui
i’ll thank you by riding a “merci”
oh yesa
man like what the f-ck
the jibster is going all out
so d-mn intense
désolé, i offend some of you
nah i lied it was intentionally
give ’em a wince
i can’t wash my mouth out
excuse me how do i rinse
i’m happy that i am a d-ck
oh what’s wrong b-tch
why are you so dense (oh)
[outro: x3]
look at me now
these rhymes got lit
see if you will try
and touch my sh-t
oh my god
these p-ss-es are lit
unzip my f-cking pants
go ahead and suck my d-ck
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