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the john candy - $122.50 + tip lyrics

buzz, the hog, the cheese pizza slob
face greasier than a plump dodger dog
hey look, a comedian pretending to barf
gonna choke him out with my best christmas scarf
uh oh, the family’s throwing a fit
overreacting, i must admit
you choose truth, i’ll take my chances with dare
mom and dad suddenly grew a pair
junk food’s my game, it brings holiday cheer
gonna party all night, hidden reaper of fear
maker of the impossible, made my family disappear
who in the h+ll do they think they are?
ornaments up sleeves, i’m the mcallister czar
who in the h+ll do they think they are?
violence and pain call me kevin the gnar
who in the h+ll do they think they are?
say my name, i am your master
don’t take it in vain it’s kevin mcallister
i am the boogie man, toe+headed and all
i laugh and i dance to the tune of the wet bandits fall
violence and pain + i’m kevin, opposite of insane
violence and pain + i’m kevin
violence and pain + i’m kevin, spiders on my brain
violence and pain + i’m kevin and death i will rain

- the john candy lyrics

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