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the jokerr - because i can lyrics

[intro: the jokerr]
hahahah, yeah

[verse 1: the jokerr]
and everybody’s waiting for what i’ma say next
got ’em all sittin’ on the edge of they seats, both of they legs flexed
-ss cheeks tighter than latex, you’d think they had g-y s-x
and were waitin’ on results of the aids test
look at these rappers wiping they face sweat
they know they can’t claim sh-t if they ain’t cyphered with j yet
they try to ignore me, but the urge to test me just keeps callin’
them
like they was tryna evade debt
i’m the muhf-ckin’ puppet master, b-st-rds
rappers dance to my antics and the fans erupt in laughter
i’m truckin’ past ya fast, and makin’ splashes
bigger than gastric byp-ss surgery patients’ -sses
look, i’ll knock you out with whichever hand
they call me peter pan, cause i’ll uppercut you so hard, you’ll never land
i bring the kind of drama for which you can never plan
i just speak how i feel and let it stand, man, they ask me why

[chorus: the jokerr]
(why do you do what you do to them?)
hahaha, they ask me that and i tell em because i can
(why do you take your time and murder them all?)
hahaha, they ask me that and i tell em because i can
(why do you do what you do to them?)
i tell em because i can, i tell em because i can
i can, i can, can, i tell em because i can
(why do you take your time and murder them all?)
i do it because i can, i do it because i caaaaan

[verse 2: the jokerr]
i operate a bit different than you’d probably surmise
b-tch i’ll stab you with a piece of chalk and outline your body with knives
i’m what the hip hop doctors prescribed
but look at all these wack never made it haters tryna propogate lies
they probably told you i’m just tryna be like icp
sh-t i see through them two dudes like a five leaf tree
they used to be dope and inventive, but now they ain’t driven
them clowns been makin cornier sh-t than thanksgiving
and you mindless juggalo b-tches have the nerve to call me a scam
i should backhand you all with a pan
and drag you face down and feet first across the beach
and pack the sp-ce above ya top t–th and each nostril with sand
i dont know who the f-ck you thought that i am
but i’ll roundhouse violent j’s pudgy -ss off the top of a dam
you sign the wackest f-ckin’ rappers that you possibly can
no wonder why i’m watchin’ ya fans flock to my stands, they ask me why

[verse 3: the jokerr]
here go the third verse, time to get raw
i gotta say somethin’ funny to keep your attention, v-g-n-s with b-lls
i’m like your favorite rappers all combined, minus their flaws
and you can tell by all the dookie streaks linin’ their drawers
they’ll see me and be cool and calm, but soon as i’m gone
you can hear ’em breathin’ heavy like they have headphones on
i keep the heads bangin’ harder than a deftone song
i’m like the lyrical version of when secret government tests go wrong
so listen, stop b-tchin about me dissin rappers
i’m just tryna elicit laughter at the expense of whoever i’m gettin after
you f-ggots oughta learn, i’ll just exploit sensitivities
and press b-ttons, sit back and watch you squirm
watch, n-gga, n-gga n-gga n-gga, black people
and uh, bdbdbdbdbdbd, i’m on ellen, mac lethal?
so why do i diss rappers?
i’m takin hip hop back to when it didn’t include the b-tch factor, that’s why!!!

[chorus: the jokerr] x2
(why do you do what you do to them?)
hahaha, they ask me that and i tell em because i can
(why do you take your time and murder them all?)
hahaha, they ask me that and i tell em because i can
(why do you do what you do to them?)
i tell em because i can, i tell em because i can
i can, i can, can, i tell em because i can
(why do you take your time and murder them all?)
i do it because i can, i do it because i caaaaan

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