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the jokerr - i stay ready lyrics

[intro:]
a lot of people ask me
why i did this
old school eminem intro on this song
(that doesn’t even make chronological sense)
i know

[verse 1:]
now its a double edge sword when you messing with the wordsmith
a dangerous game homie i just wouldn’t encourage it
i been known to murder sh-t
been known to drop a couple track on a whack rappers backs, snap vertebrates
i suplex b-tches on the mic and in real life
i’m damaging sh-t, your clan[?] is like amateur night
you average at best, i’ve never been even close to it
i could be spitting in sign-language and still roasting sh-t
i’m the jokerr so the sh-t i do, n-gg-s laugh at it
i join the militant sector of black panthers chapter
and get active with em’
show up at black lives matters with a gat
and bust a cap in the -ss of colin kaepernick
n-gg-s flip out
i’ll just be like yo; i’m half black n sh-t
then they just be like: oh okay cool, it doesn’t matter then
yo but now i’m jumping fences
cuz’ i did the same sh-t with ku kux klan to trump at the republican convention

[chorus]
i stay ready
you ca-you can catch me walking down the street b-tch
you-you can catch me flossing out my teeth b-tch
i stay ready
whether i tryna relax at the beach
or practice my chi
n-gg- it doesn’t matter to me!
i stay ready
yea – ready for war ready for blood
i stay ready
ready for dirt ready for mud
i stay ready
b-tch you can aim shoot and empty the slug
but you won’t ever get the drop on me homie just because
i stay ready

[verse 2:]
you can’t get the drop on the jokerr i’m too swift
i sleep with my eyes pried open with toothpicks
i sleep standing up out standing out in the cold on my stoop grippin’
a shottie big enough to blow a hole through a moose with
i juke quick in-and-out the game as i chose
one second i’m there the next i’m not
i aim to confuse
every possible public version of my name is a ruse
my available information is so hazy and skewed
i got n-gg-s in the uk thinking i’m from the states
got n-gg-s from up north thinking i’m from the a
got n-gg-s on the west coast thinking i’m from the east
but i’ll beat you with a atlas for thinking i’m not a beast!
the way that i bless a track
you think i’m the rhyming priest
say grace and eat rappers at the holy rhyming feast
i chop ’em in half with my giant teeth while i’m holding feet dangeling vertically – gulpin’ em – i told you

[chorus]
i stay ready
you ca-you can catch me walking down the street b-tch
you-you can me flossing out my teeth b-tch
i stay ready
i could be blowing a stack at the mall
or scratching my b-lls
n-gg- it doesn’t matter at all!
i stay ready
yea – ready for war ready for blood
i stay ready
ready for dirt ready for mud
i stay ready
b-tch you can aim shoot and empty the slug
but you won’t ever get the drop on me simply because
i stay ready

[verse 3:]
look –
the bottom line is you whack, my n-gg-
you whack serious
you teeth are covered in plaque made out of whack-teria
if you a pharaoh they’d bury you in a whack pyramid
every word that proceeds from your mouth is just whack period
you seriously just whack in all area –
lyricism, whack shows, whack merchandise, whack appearances
when you die your funeral will be whack
i’m over ya
i sneeze when i’m next to you
i got whacknaphobia
listen to the jokerr brah
i’m thinking like a gopher does
lift you by the throat and bodyslam you like the hulk, because!
i got a vendetta to serve
i’m known to to hold a grudge
fifty thousand volts from the socket
here – hold this plug
and when it comes to the rhymes, n-gg- you notice
i’m supercalifragilisticexpi-rhyma-docious
the top gun – you want some top rhyming flow sh-t
i’m here d-ck out for harambe, post it n-gg-

[chorus]
i stay ready
you ca-you can catch me walking down the street b-tch
you-you can me flossing out my teeth b-tch
i stay ready
i could be catching a fish at the river
or taking a sh-t in it
it doesn’t make a difference my n-gg-!
i stay ready
yea – ready for war ready for blood
i stay ready
ready for dirt ready for mud
i stay ready
b-tch you can aim shoot and empty the slug
but you won’t ever get the drop on me simply because
i stay ready

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