the jolly rogers - wine is better than water lyrics
[chorus]
wine is better than water
and beer is much better than wine
and whiskey, my friends, is better by far, much better by far
than all the others combined!
[verse 1]
water is for the for ones, who never let drink pass their lips
they spend their begging forgiveness for each one of their slips
god gave us a taste for drinking, and showed us a taste for drinking, and showed us how to brew it just right
if i spend sunday asking forgiveness, i’ll drink like hеll sat+rday night! (cause…)
[chorus]
wine is bettеr than water
and beer is much better than wine
and whiskey, my friends, is better by far, much better by far
than all the others combined!
[verse 2]
wine is a delicate beverage, for those who have palates refined
if you enjoy a glass now and then even your doctor won’t mind
but don’t talk to us of bouquet, or if the grapes were picked at their peak
’cause if you give a whit about any of that, it’s a different type of pirate that you seek! (cause…)
[chorus]
wine is better than water
and beer is much better than wine
and whiskey, my friends, is better by far, much better by far
than all the others combined!
[verse 3]
beer is a fine beginning, just hoisting a few with your friends
wetting your whistle and toasting good times, but that’s not how it ends
it’s like a small peck on your cheek, or a taste before a good meal
it’s nice and fun when it’s well done, but not enough to seal the deal! (cause…)
[chorus]
wine is better than water
and beer is much better than wine
and whiskey, my friends, is better by far, much better by far
than all the others combined!
[verse 4]
now let’s give a cheer for whiskey, a miracle tonic for sure
if you’ve troubles from dandruff to gout then whiskey is surely the cure!
this sacred elixir is irish, they call it the water of life
it can make the weak strong though it won’t last long, it can make a hot girl of your wife! (cause…)
[chorus]
wine is better than water
and beer is much better than wine
and whiskey, my friends, is better by far, much better by far
than all the others combined!
wine is better than water
and beer is much better than wine
and whiskey, my friends, is better by far
you can get it from a bar
or drink it from a jar
or something rhymes with “arr”
much better by far, than all the others combined!
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