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the jurcak brothers – the jurcak rap lyrics

life is hard, but im in another world when i’m doin’ music

hey, turn this up…

louder than necessary

ohh friggin’ yeah friggin’

here we go
let’s start the show
don’t stop me now
i’m on a roll

yo, we’re the jurcak clan
the very best fam in all the land
from the tallest mountain to the pacific beach sand
where we get that west coast tan
never livin’ in a van down by the river
just sayin’ our name’ll make ya shiver
(like cold as ice)
you gonna cross us?
you better think twice!
‘cuz we’re tight
miles apart but still so close
juxtapose
your illness, i will diagnose:
(what do i have doc?)
i’m sorry to say, but you’re just jealous
that’s right, you’re envious
we’re never penniless
only s-xiness
so hot like 50 degrees celsius

that was sick
(i think i’m gonna -pukes-)

to the shed for the shovel tools!
never breaking any rules
only breaking records
as others look on and drool
i think we have a monkey problem
every year a good christmas
never fall to illness
never fall to sickness
dad started a business
to which we were all a witness
(team of destiny!)
seemed like a good idea at the time
not breakin’ our floor
because we only got one
always ridin’ shotgun
cry baby, we are not one
where are my keys? i’ve lost my phone
welcome to our humble home
won’t go anywhere alone
so con you go to the movies?
or how about ruby tuesdays?
we’ve got an open door policy
tinsel on our christmas tree
have a ton of groupies
never feelin’ woozy
never feelin’ puny
you would think we got supa powas
a box of olives
nose thing, fans of string
always doing our thing
every weekend used to go camping
i think i smell frosting
just as a new day is dawning
then we go jogging
money keep calling
and we keep balling
dad, you gotta stop that snoring
it’s almost as annoying
as a bug factory
but please don’t get mad at me
i’m just trying to sleep
i tried counting sheep
but it didn’t work
whats a chooore?
tubed, skied, and wakeboard
on vacation up in michigan
all perfect citizens
heres today’s lesson:
don’t get duped!

i’m just using my words

hey look!
santa’s jumpin’ to the beats of the bathroom music

island vacation across the nation
but never having jet lag
only got swag
we don’t mean to brag
but we’ve even got our own flag!
we don’t mean to boast
but our mom makes a delicious roast
that is better than most
we warm as toast
always on time to begin that climb
up the ladder to spend some quality attic time
together, forever never leavin’ one behind
(that’s how we roll)
crackin’ eggs in the hot tub
don’t you wish you could be a part of our club
sleep where we sleep
eatin’ some of our grub
gobble that up
hey mom, what’s dinner?
“it’s a meal you eat in the evening”
i know that mom. i’m not two. i’m not still t–thing
but we make up because we are perfect beings
we never fight. there is no beefing
we are at the top, higher than the ceiling
higher than el cielo
we know espanol!
you’ll find us at the top of the totem pole
dad’s always in charge of the remote control
perfection is our goal
and i think we’ve achieved it
a’s in every cl-ss and we still be fit
we put in work, see the work permit
working all the time
to stay on our grind
always keeping it fresh
always eatin’ it fresh
like subway
new sheet day
today
is our day
to wash away
the dirt and decay
don’t use the wata
while i’m takin’ a showa
(we’re the only ones i know that say that)
we’ve got matt
he runs track
sh-t, he’s fast
don’t race him, he’ll kick your…
mike builds bridges
dad catches fishes
mom likes to sleep
we’ve all got our own nitches
october 5th, 2013 we added lauren to our team!
jess rolls her own when she’s in that zone
here’s what you’ll get when you dial our phone:

hi hi hi hi
you have reached the jurcak phone
we would answer, but we’re not home
leave a message or call the cell
if you don’t, you’ll burn in…

- the jurcak brothers lyrics

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