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the key of awesome - applause lyrics

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[verse 1]
i recorded this song while getting a m-ssage
i spent the past several months hiding in my gaga-rage
since i’ve been gone, others have tried to claim the gaga crown
when miley tries to be me, she looks like a sl-tty clown

[pre-chorus]
now let’s try on some bras with claws and b-lls
i’m digging through my closet, tryin’ to find an outfit
cus i can’t decide what to wear for this video
gaga lacage aux folles, montage

[chorus: mark douglas as tim gunn]
what if i dressed up like a bug? (that’s not your best look)
or stand naked behind doug? (i have to go to work)
there’s nothing covering my b-tt (that’s not a new thing)
maybe i should call up tim gunn? (what are you doing?)

[post-chorus: mark douglas as tim gunn]
d-e-s-p-e-r-a-t-e (is this a spelling bee?)
that skirt’s not making it work, don’t twerk
r-s-t-l-n-e (quit playing scrabble, please)
you’ll get no more help from tim gunn. i’m done

[verse 2]
sometimes my lyrics are unintelligible (what?)
because i put emphasis
on wrong syllable (ooooh)
i like to read dean koontz and dean koontz likes to read to me
(you shouldn’t be bragging), (he’s not that good)
i was once full of sh-t now, i think sh-t is full of me

[pre-chorus]
check out my pixel bra, bra, bra, bra, bra
hotter than menopause-pause
give me gaga-plause-plause-plause
hey, everybody stop and dancing and cheer for me
cus i’m your boss, ba-boss, ba-boss
do it!

[chorus]
this is song is better than roar (that song is so dumb)
katy perry freaking sucks (she had work done)
here comes a spoiler alert, i am ga-god
watch the church get all b-tthurt
and i’m gaga-claus

[outro]
p-e-r-e-z- i-f- u-r- r-e-a-d-i-n-g
t-h-i-s- i- h-a-t-e- y-o-u-r- a-s-s- f-a-c-e
triple word score, i won

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