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the key of awesome - bearded nun lyrics

[refrain]
bearded, bearded nu+un
bearded, bearded nu+un
bearded, bearded nu+un
bearded, gaga

[verse 1]
you ask where i get my ideas from
i used to get them from my g+y husband
but predictable is what he has become
so now i only listen to the nun

[pre+chorus]
(ha+ah, ah+ah+ah, ha+ah, ah)
that was a good one
you are comedian

[chorus]
i don’t know what he is but i think he’s the shiz
so i’m worshipping the bearded nun
i know a lot of trannies, geeks, and circus freaks
but he’s easily the wеirdest one
i’m not sure if it’s a dudе
‘cos i’ve never seen it nude
puts on lipstick with a gun
the father, son, and bearded nun
[refrain]
gaga, i’m home
i brought food for the gnomes
are you here alone?
what the gaga?

[verse 2]
how the h+ll could you do this to me?
get thee to a bearded nunnery
what are you doing home on a school day?
school is closed for kathy griffin day

[pre+chorus]
i challenge you to a weird+off
of fives round, the loser leaves town

[breakdown]
this is the championship, it will decide who is hip
here’s lord gaga’s first attempt (ohh, that was nice)
and now the nun’s at the plate, he slaps a cat in the face
and builds a gingerbread house with his mind
here’s lord gaga’s retort: he’s putting on his cheese shorts
and then he brings out some mice (okay, that’s weird)
looks like the nun’s on the ropes, he calls in the bearded pope
who gets a razor and shaves off his beard (no!)
[chorus]
i guess that means he won but now his beard is gone
and that’s where he gets his power from

[refrain]
bearded, bearded nu+un
i think we’re done
dear g+y husband
accept my apolo+gaga

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