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the key of awesome - bored this way lyrics

[intro]
this is the manifesto of mother brainfart
in vulvulon, a system of interplanetary planets, there were two races of humanoidians: the b+tchy dancers and the mucusheads
on the first day of the festival of the bleeding disco ball, queen cornerface decreed “from this day forth the citizens of planet fabul+st shall only communicate via madonna songs”
the b+tchy dancers protested saying “wait, which madonna songs?” the mucus heads said nothing because they we’re mucusheads
thus began the dance war
now watch this unrelated video

it doesn’t matter if you make do, or make doo+doo (excuse me, sorry)
just turn the music up cus i’ve got words to say: gravy

[verse 1]
my momma told me when you write a song you don’t have to be original
just mash up parts of other melodies like “express yourself” and “waterfalls” (hey, hey, hey)
if someone notices and tries to sue, you can claim that it’s just an homage
then make a video with whips and chains, it’s kooky sci+fi g+y pride collage

[chorus]
i’m running out of ideas
my dress is made of tortillas
i’m on my last leg baby
i got nothing to say
i’m on a hamster wheel
so i’ll beg, borrow and steal
now i’m grasping at straws
what if i bang santa claus?
[post+chorus]
when you don’t know what to say
just display more t&a
check out my b+tt while i walk away
everyone is super g+y
g+y, g+y, g+y, everyday
hey wait, did i mention that i’m down with g+ys?

[interlude]
don’t be a rainbow be a flag
don’t drink the tea just l!ck the bag
don’t be shovel be a hoe
godd+mn my voice is really low

[verse 2]
i just don’t know what to do anymore
what if i roll around with goo on the floor?
this feels disgusting and its really cold
sometimes it’s hard to be an attention wh0re
i have to cheer up this skeleton cus i convinced him to rip off his skin
it’s hard to tell if he’s still mad at me because when he frowns it looks like a grin
don’t go for second best ba+
wait that’s the song i ripped off, maybe i am second best

[chorus]
copy madonna so much
i think i’m losing my touch
i think i’ll just put on mom jeans and a gap sweater vest
the only thing left to do
is to just start boring you
i’m going to shop at kohl’s for some sensible shoes

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