the key of awesome - christmas parody spectacular lyrics
[mark douglas, doug l-rs-n & anastasia douglas]
key of awesome christmas party
everybody’s here, we’re still alive
[pitbull]
pitbull always gets it started
¡dale, dale, dale, 305!
[sia]
happy holidays from sia
don’t look at me, look at my weird friend
[justin bieber & pitbull]
christmas is a time for bieber
just like jesus christ i’ve come again
sia come and get your freaky friend
[rihanna]
season’s greetings from rihanna
santa better have my money
[reggae shark]
is da tree made out of ganja?
cuz me wanna smoke da christmas tree
[madonna & rihanna]
you can’t have christmas without madonna
that would be true in the eh-eightes
[elsa, kesha, dr. luke]
what the h-ll happened to kesha?
i can’t make a song contractually
you just sang a line, now pay the fee
[one direction, zayn]
zayn dropped out of one direction
but i can still play harry potter
[donald trump]
i will win the next election
and i got a crush on my daughter
[taylor swift & katy perry)
i’m the queen of 2015
you’re a backstabber with sticks for arms
you’re just p-ssed cuz you’re not trending
i’ll run over you in my pink car
i got you a special christmas card
[kanyé west, baby yeezus]
stop your hatin’, ’tis the season
christmas ain’t about the things you buy
it’s about the baby yeezus
i’m the greatest baby of all time
[beyoncé]
christmas is about beyoncé
ohhhh ohh oh oh oh oh ohh
[santa claus, rihanna]
all you a-holes have been naughty
santa better pay me what you owe
everybody’s getting bags of coal
[santa claus]
look at you all, fighting for attention like two-year-olds
you should be ashamed of yourselves!
there’s only one person who’s getting presents this year
and i think you know who that person is
[taylor swift]
giga hadid
[beyoncé]
my baby blue!
[kanyé west]
caitlin jenner
[katy perry]
katy perry!
[pitbull]
lena dunham!
[kesha]
jack daniels!
[donald trump]
the ghost of ronald reagan
[madonna]
jean-paul gaultier
[santa claus]
wrong!
[adele]
adele, adele
i am everything
i cure diseases whenever i sing
i was gone for a bit and everything went to sh-t
so the world called upon me to come and fix it
[all except adele]
adele, you’re swell
we are under your spell
[adele]
i have saved christmas by singing so well
oy! mate! where’s the bl–dy eggnog? i’ve got a sitter for the baby and wanna get p-ssed, mate!
[santa claus]
maybe just sing, adele. it kind of ruin it when you speak
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