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the key of awesome - "close enough" - closer parody lyrics

[verse 1: mark douglas]
hey!
i just looked in the mirror and i noticed
that my face looks kind of gross
and i’ve gone grey
wait!
i was supposed to stay 23 forever
but i get more fat and bald everyday

[pre+chorus: mark douglas, doug l+rs+n]
i sound like a dumb jerk
who doesn’t understand how ageing works but
this vlogger on youtube
said if i make green juice and i don’t eat gluten
i don’t have to exercise
i forwarded the link to this guy
hi

[chorus: mark douglas and doug l+rs+n]
that’s why we are chainsmokers
and we always are hungover
doesn’t matter anymore
just eat kale and flax granola
buzzfeed said we’d be immortal
but my buddy has a cold
we look grosser than ann coulter
how come we are getting older?
just play this over and over
this riff gives you an ear b+n+r
[verse 2: jenna rubaii, mark and doug, mark douglas]
dudes!
just cuz you started eating okra
don’t mean you can be chainsmokers
but it’s our name
wait!
that doesn’t mean you have to do it
are you the daniel day lewis of djs?
“i’ve abandoned my boy”

[pre+chorus: jenna rubai]
you guys should do a cleanse
i read all about it in a blog that’s trending
don’t go gluten free
unless you really have celiac disease
at least that’s what i read online
wait+
web md just said i + am dying

[chorus: mark and jenna, mike birch as dracula, mark, doug and jenna]
so maybe life is over
there’s no stopping getting older
no use trying anymore
smash my head in with a boulder
let me tempt you with an offer
to immortalize your souls
i can bite your head and shoulders
and you won’t ever get older
take some time to think it over
we don’t need to think it over
can i be in the chainsmokers?
sure whatever, that sounds kosher
[outro: mark and jenna, dracula, mark, doug and jenna]
so baby say aloha
to your selfies by the ocean
can’t go tanning anymore
but you won’t get carcinoma
say goodbye to your coronas
and you’ll have to pre+record
life with kathie lee and hoda
it’s all right here in the folder
we ain’t never getting sober
and we don’t have to do yoga
yes, now i am a chainsmoker
photoshop me in the poster
we are pals like fey and poehler
you’re the scully to our mulder
now let’s jam, that is an order
cus i play a mean recorder
“nice vamping”

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