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the key of awesome - game of thrones lyrics

[intro]
watching game of thrones, i haven’t left home
told everyone that i had the flu
it’s an obsession, i’m filled with depression
cus it’s the end of season two

[verse 1]
now my friends all tell me that i’ve lost my grip on reality
they tell me it’s just a nerd show but dragons are real to me
someday those dragons will be grown
daenerys will be my queen
and when we reclaim the throne, you
won’t be allowed in our house

[pre-chorus]
don’t call me at nine
on a sunday night
i don’t care who died
i’m filling my mind
with sword fights and quests
horse lords and incest
when ned died i cried

[chorus]
watching game of thrones, it’s like a black hole
wanna k!ll joffrey with his own shoes
magical kingdoms with naked women
and none of them have silicon b–bs
and if the seven kingdoms did exist
i would drink and party with that imp
viserys had gold poured onto his head
he’s no f-cking dragon, now he’s dead
ouch

[verse 2]
i’ll sick my direwolf on ya
if you get in my way
he’s actually a chihuahua
but he’ll still rip off your face
i only leave my apartment
to put the rent in the mail
that’s right i still pay my bills cus
lannisters repay their debts

[pre-chorus]
i’m joining the nights watch
it’s my birthright
i’ll stand watch for white
walkers in the snow
this wall kind of blows
no hot chicks, just bros
and old crusty guys

[chorus]
watching game of thrones, i feel bad for jon snow
it seems like he’s always getting screwed
gave up on mad men cus nothing happened
except for when don’s wife sang zou bisou
the lannisters all look like surfer d-cks
jamie banged his sister, she’s a b-tch
no-one knows that king joeffrey’s their kid
except for maybe peter d-nklage
this is best role

[verse 3]
this is nothing but nerd sh-t
you better get a d-mned grip and go outside and get some fresh air
get your fat b-tt unstuck from that chair
you ain’t a dragon slayer, just a loser in your underwear
wait a second, did i just see a pair b–bs?
if you don’t mind i’m gonna chill for a few with you
dude, why is that girl pretending she a boy, yo?
oh sh-t, that witch just give birth to a cloud of smoke
how’d that hot naked blond chick survive the fire?
isn’t mayor carcetti from the wire?
i apologize for being so sh-tty before
this show is lord of the rings but with t-tties galore
but i’m sure who i’m supposed to root for
i like rob stark but i like the dwarf more
call my manager and cancel my tour
i gotta read a storm of swords

[chorus]
oh theon greyjoy, you were a nice boy
til you had those two kids barbecued
winter is coming, i’m not sure what that means
but you can bet it’s probably bad news
i’m not playing music anymore
from now on you can just be maroon 4
next time they do they the voice i won’t be there
tell cee-lo his cat can have my chair
cus i’m stuck in game of thrones

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