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the key of awesome - i need a doctor lyrics

[chorus]
i’m the ghost of christmas past
please don’t look at my -ss
all sad eminem raps must have a dido
remember dido? well, i’m the new dido, dido
now here’s a p-ssed off rap

[verse 1: mark douglas as eminem & justin brown as dr. dre]
oh my god, it’s kinda odd that you got all these wires and tubes
coming outcha body, oops, i just saw your b-lls and p-b-s
come on dre, please wake up, i brought you some shape-ups
you used to be the man now you can’t even pick a grape up
hey, all i’m sayin’ is you better not be fakin’ this
i just found a wallet, is it yours? well i’m takin’ it
what if i bent back your wrist?
or put some red stuff on your lips?
look, it’s angela b-sset
what is this a bag of p-ss?
you’re in a coma so it makes it less embarr-ssing
for me to own up to the feelings i’ve been harboring
what i’m trying to say dre is that you complete me
if i was a cup of sake, you would be sashimi
and if you feel the way i do
i just need a sign from you
just a tiny movement of a finger or a toe will do
wait, did you just move your ear?
well i’m readin’ you loud and clear
lay back, i’ll do all the work
i’m awake, you stupid jerk

[chorus]
i was not expecting that
that was kind of messed up
but it explains some stuff
he acts h-m-phobic
so no-one will notice
it’s all been decoded
me thinks he doth protest too much

[verse 2: mark douglas as eminem & justin brown as dr. dre]
it literally was the most disgusting thing i’ve ever seen
your white lips were hovering and puckering
you tried to have your way with me while i was barely alive
i was trying to give you cpr till the nurse arrived
i don’t know slim, that excuse seems pretty thin
let’s just get on with your rehabilitation
just help me work out cus i’m tryin’ to get s-xy and buff
do me a favor and inject this needle into my b-tt
there’s nothin’ weird about that i can do that for you
that’s just the kind of thing a friend would have another friend do
i know that there’s nothing wrong with it
shut up and get on with it
before we get old, man
my b-tt’s getting cold, slim
you’re cold? that’s probably cause you never stretched out
don’t you it’s the most important part of a work out?
you know a rub down might even be necessary
are you any good those?
oh, most definitely

[chorus: mark douglas as elton john]
why don’t you two just make out
that’s what this is about
join the parade outside
i’ve made mango martinis
and some c-cktail weenies
come out of the closet, you meanies
and show some rainbow pride

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