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the key of awesome - jersey shore lyrics

[chorus: bruce]
on the jersey sh0r-
the guidos party all night and then they try to score
on the jersey sh0r-
during the day they gotta work at the t-shirt store
[what the h-ll’s that noise?]

[verse 1: mike the situation]
yo, it’s mike but they call me the situation
cause my abs never go on a vacation
some people think that i’m a jerk-off
cause i look like rambo with my freakin’ shirt off
when the guidettes see me they get all turned on
cause i spend all day at a tanning salon
i twist, i tan, i shave my chest
man don’t try to act like you’re not impressed

[verse 2: snookie]
it’s me snookie, i crave attention
i wear sequinned skirts and hair extensions
i like to hook up but don’t call me loose
when i eat a pickle i suck out the juice
i’m looking for love without much luck
hey you took our drinks
yo snookie, duck!
[oh, what the, oh my god, you do not hit a girl
you’re a grown man
i have never seen that before, you’re a grown man]

[chorus: bruce]
on the jersey sh0r-
they get in fights and then hook up for sport
on the jersey sh0r-
they must be crawling with herpes gonorrhoea and warts

[verse 3: jwoww]
they call me jwoww and i’m a man eater
i only like guys who wear wife beaters
i drink jaeger bombs and get destroyed
and grind on guys who are unemployed

[verse 4: dj pauly]
i’m dj pauly and i raise the roof
i put gel in my hair ’til it’s bulletproof
my beats are sick, i don’t mean to brag
check out my contacts, italian flags
i get my haircut every single day
i dance with my bros in a manly way
we know several dances including the jump
the ab display and the guido fist pump
go, go, go, go, go, go
[oh, pauly, you do not do that
you never hit a girl]

[chorus: bruce]
on the jersey sh0r-
girls get drunk and hook up with every vinny, petey and paul
on the jersey sh0r-
they get up the next morning and pretend that they don’t recall
on the jersey sh0r-
they get naked in hot tubs and drink themselves into a stupor
on the jersey sh0r-
they’re skins are so orange they look like a bunch of oompa-loompas
[yo, did you just call us oompa-loompas, not cool boss, not cool
oh, snookie, not again, you never hit a girl, you never hit a girl
i’m sorry
you’re a sc-mbag]

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