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the key of awesome - starboy lyrics

[verse 1: johnny burgos as the weeknd]
i suffocate my clone with this ziplock
he refused to cut off his dreadlocks
whacked him like pacino then i screamed, “hoo ah!”
now i’ll ruin all of his cool stuff
wait, is this a long pink lightsabre?
or am i just really happy to see ya?
let’s see what other toys this nerd has got
oh sweet, it’s a mask of chewbacca

[pre+chorus: johnny burgos as the weeknd]
why does he still have these dvds?
sharknado 3 and human centipede?
it’s the classic star wars trilogy
when greedo got shot first by han and that was un+pc
now i’m really p+ssing off the maid
holy bantha cr+p, that’s my darth vader case!
these figures aren’t worth a lot today
couldn’t keep ’em in the package, i had to play

[chorus: johnny burgos as the weeknd]
i am chewbacca
i’m playing motherf+ckin’ star wars
it’s jabba the hutt!
that’s how them ewoks talk on endor
[verse 2: johnny burgos as the weeknd & mark douglas as han solo]
vader k!lled my only homie, obi+wan
then i took a nap inside a dead tauntaun
solo cut him open and said, i
i thought they smelled bad on the outside!
jedi training with my green life coach, yoda
my ship goes in the swamp, r2 says bleep blop
i freakin’ left the keys in the ignition

[pre+chorus: johnny burgos as the weeknd & mark douglas as miss piggy]
can’t call triple a because dagobah has no reception
yoda lectures me annoyingly
sounds like a backwards talking miss piggy
when 900 years old, you reach, look as good as mwah you will not, kermie
you tried to k!ll me but i didn’t die
call it “return of the dread guy”
you cut your dreads without asking me
got sick of having hair like a bonsai tree

[chorus]
there can be only one
this is actually a clone war
i am your father
(the weeknd has joined the dark side)
i finally get to have my own toys

- the key of awesome lyrics

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