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the krustettes - pastor john lyrics

i was touched by pastor john
he said he wasn’t a pedophile but look at you now, pastor john
pastor john, i hate you so
you touched me and i said, “no, no, no!”
no no
no no
pastor john, i said, “no, no, no!”
no no
no no
no touching me, pastor john
cuz jesus wouldn’t have touched children, no he really wouldn’t have
jesus had a beard but he wasn’t a pedophile
jesus wouldn’t have touched children, no he wouldn’t have
jesus, he’s not a pedophile
pastor john, i hate you so
you touched me and i said, “no, no, no!”
pastor john, i hate you so
you made me cum but i said, “no, no, no!”
oh pastor john, you’re kinda hot, but not my type
you’re a jerk cuz you make mе scream
your p+b+s are gray, and minе are still blonde
no, no, no, no
this reminds me of a story back when i had glory, back when i had more+y
pastor john and i, we were friends and i
realize pastor john was actually my dad!
pastor john
no no
don’t touch me even though i came out of your b+lls
pastor john
no no
don’t touch me cuz yeah
pastor john, pastor john
pastor john
he touched me in my booty+hole
and he said, “thank you, lord for this gift, now i will feast.”

- the krustettes lyrics

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