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the lacs - great moments in redneck history #10 lyrics

[interlude]
this is “great moments in redneck history”
thank you, and good evening
in 1884, derwin b james, a struggling farmer
was in his shop workin’ on his steam tractor
his knees were worn out from years of hard work
and he had a hard time gettin’ up and down from the ground tryna fix his old tractor
and then he had a idea that changed everything
he went and got an old board from a scr+p pile
and he moutned some small wheels on the bottom of it
before you knew it, he was scootin’ around everywhere
workin’ in those hard to reach places
but he also had a old wooden chair that he put wheels on
to set up to work and roll around the shop
before long, he had everything runnin’ perfect, and you know what?
he had his best year a crops he ever had
and we wanna thank you, mr. derwin bubba james
for the world’s first rollin’ office chair
and this has been another great moment in redneck history

[outro]
he’s drunk

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