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the lancashire hotpots - country courtin' lyrics

[verse 1]
when we were a+courtin’
our jean told me the score
she said, “won’t you take me places
i’ve never been before?”
she wanted me to show her things
to give her lots of smiles
i said, “brace yourself
i’m going to take you
across the british isles”

[chorus]
so i took her up ben nevis
i took her up the dales
but i couldn’t take her up the snake pass
after all those ales
i took her up the london eye
that lasted half an hour
and when we got to blackpool
i took her up the tower

[verse 2]
i slipped her a sausage in cumberland
that must have give her strength
’cause in the rhyl sun centre
she did enjoy a length
we tried climbing up mount snowdon
but that didn’t turn out fine
we were up there for hours
both got stuck
had to dial nine+nine+nine
[chorus]
yes i took her up ben nevis
i took her up the dales
but i couldn’t take her up the snake pass
after all those ales
i took her up the london eye
that lasted half an hour
and when we got to blackpool
i took her up the tower

[verse 3]
she enjoyed a ride in ascot
that horse she did control
then golfing at saint andrews
but i couldn’t find the hole
at alton towers she screamed so much
the customers did talk
and in gloucestershire
i’ll have you know
she sure enjoyed the pork

[chorus]
yes i took her up ben nevis
i took her up the dales
but i couldn’t take her up the snake pass
after all those ales
i took her up the london eye
that lasted half an hour
and when we got to blackpool
i took her up the tower
when we got to blackpool
i took her up the tower
[outro (spoken)]
all the way to the top
as far as you can go
right up to the maker’s nameplate

- the lancashire hotpots lyrics

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