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the lancashire hotpots - it's a barmcake lyrics

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[verse 1]
all across the country, we’re getting in a mess
there’s something that we need to sort, what is it, can you guess?
if you go down to the shops and a bread roll’s what you choose
here’s a question for you, just what name do you use?

you shouldn’t call it a m+ffin
it isn’t a cob
if you think it’s a teacake
you should shut your gob

because

[chorus]
it’s a barm cake, barm cake
a barm cake can’t you see?
it’s a barm cake, barm cake
please name it properly
if you call it summat else
i’ll ‘ave to raise the alarm
’cause you’re saying it the wrong way
it’s a barm, it’s a barm

[verse 2]
at the chippy you want something that’s gonna hold your chips
but don’t let me hear the wrong words come out of your lips
don’t be asking for a chip batch, don’t order a chip roll
you know what name you need to use, you don’t need to be told
it’s not a breadcake or a stottie
or a bara, that’s wrong
to clear the matter up
i want you singing along

[chorus]
it’s a barm cake, barm cake
a barm cake can’t you see?
it’s a barm cake, barm cake
please name it properly
if you call it summat else
i’ll ‘ave to raise the alarm
’cause you’re saying it the wrong way
it’s a barm, it’s a barm

[bridge]
we call it summat different all across the land
but i am right and you are wrong, why can’t you understand?

[chorus]
it’s a barm cake, barm cake
a barm cake can’t you see?
it’s a barm cake, barm cake
please name it properly
if you call it summat else
i’ll ‘ave to raise the alarm
’cause you’re saying it the wrong way
it’s a barm, it’s a barm
let me hear you sing along (hey)
it’s a barm, it’s a barm

- the lancashire hotpots lyrics

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