the lancashire hotpots - it's in foreign lyrics
[intro]
right, let’s get snuggled in ‘ere, just wanna kick back, relax, and lose meself for a couple of hours
[verse 1]
oh there’s a film i’ve never seen, it’s on after the news
the critics, they all loved it, and it had dead good reviews
the actors, they start talking, words appear before my eyes
but all i ‘ear is funny sounds, and then i realised
[chorus]
it’s in foreign
speak english, if you please
it’s in foreign
they’re talkin’ j+panеse
when i’m with the missus or i go ’round to our ian’s
i wanna watch brucе willis
not something in korean
(i mean, when i+ when i’m reading the words at th’ bottom, i’m not watching what’s going on on th’ screen. there could be some good effects. money spent)
[verse 2]
“crouching tiger, hidden dragon”, it had some good kung fu
but when them words came on the screen, i didn’t have a clue
is chow yun+fat a good actor, i guess i’ll never know
i’ll wait ’til his films are remade and he’s replaced by russell crowe
[chorus]
it’s in foreign
speak english, if you please
it’s in foreign
they’re talkin’ j+panese
is that bloke the murderer, is that woman a copper?
i’ve no idea, it don’t make sense
’cause they’re not talking proper
(i mean, i wanna watch a film, not read a book! it’s took me seven years to read the mister men series, i can’t read that quick!)
[verse 3]
the wife makes me watch soppy films, with stars like judi dench
i realise it could be worse, they could be talking french
watching foreign films wi’ words on th’ screen, it’s just too intense
but when brad pitt remakes it in english, it’s gonna make more sense
[chorus]
it’s in foreign
speak english if you please
it’s in foreign
they’re talkin’ j+panese
these actors acting foreign from sweden to j+pan
i’ll watch it when it’s in english
with good old jackie cha+a+a+an
take it off your netflix, alright
[outro]
unless they’ve got any of them french ones that he keeps under th’ counter?
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