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the lancashire hotpots - not fer me thanks lyrics

[verse 1]
have you seen in the news what they’re doing wi’ sheep?
i saw a mouse with an ear on its back the other week
i’ve seen spiders silk being made out of milk
i was shocked to say the least

[verse 2]
they can fix it so your son won’t have ginger hair
and your daughter can have a whatsit down there
i’ve seen melons that are blooming shaped like a square
i was shocked to say the least

[chorus]
it’s an outrage, it’s disgusting
i’m fuming, i’m cross
those blokes in white coats, well, they don’t give a toss
don’t come ‘ere with your genetically modified ways
’cause lancashire’s fine and that’s how it stays

(‘ere we go now)
(kick your knees up)
(ring the bell)

[verse 3]
even farmers are chemically changing their crops
well they better not blooming try druggin’ the hops
any messing wi’ barley and wheat, and it’s jail
’cause we’ll not stand for anyone messing with ale
[chorus]
it’s an outrage, it’s disgusting
i’m fuming, i’m cross
those blokes in white coats, well, they don’t give a toss
don’t come ‘ere with your genetically modified ways
’cause lancashire’s fine and that’s how it stays

(alright)

[verse 4]
there’s nowt they can’t do with this science i’m told
bet midler’s paid boffins stop her growing old
but i still can’t get a clear picture on channel five
that’ll never happen, not while we are alive

- the lancashire hotpots lyrics

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