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the lancashire hotpots - shopmobility scooter lyrics

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[spoken intro]
it’s a love story, ’bout a man
and his scooter

[verse 1]
in 2004 i read a letter in the star
it were about a german market in the town
they were selling fancy cheese and meat
and continental wine
and the author of the letter had to frown

[chorus 1]
cos’ where’s he gonna park
where is he gonna park
his shopmobility scooter
today
where’s he gonna park
where is he gonna park
his shopmobility scooter
today

[verse 2]
in 2005 i heard a tale in the pub
big frank were takin’ scooter down to shop
well halfway there thi hit the curb and battery went flat
now he’s stuck about half a mile from co-op

[chorus 2]
where’s he gonna charge
where is he gonna charge
his shopmobility scooter
today
where is he gonna charge
where is he gonna charge
his shopmobility scooter
today

[verse 3]
in 2006 i had me eye on fairer s-x
i were tryin’ t’impress this lovely l-ss called jean
i got meself a rascal and painted lightning on the side
now i’m courting and it’s thanks to me machine

[chorus 3]
but where am i goin’ put jean
where am i goin’ put jean
on me shopmobility scooter
today
where am i goin’ put jean
where am i goin’ put jean
on me shopmobility scooter
me shopmobility scooter
today

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