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the lancashire hotpots - the perfect pint lyrics

[intro (spoken)]
right, the uk’s best drinking song as voted for by me
keep up, here we go

[verse 1]
there’s a lot of drinks on sale behind the bar
and whatever you choose tells us who you really are
but you’ll never go one better than a wetter pint of bitter
’cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint

you can pull a pint and drink a pint and knock one back
i can have a wee and then i’m gonna get you one back
but you’ll never go one better than a wetter pint of bitter
’cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint

[bridge (spoken)]
it’s not as easy as it sounds, is it?
we’re just going to go a little bit quicker now, like a black lace record
come on!

[verse 2]
there’s a lot of drinks on sale behind the bar
and whatever you choose tells us who you really are
but you’ll never go one better than a wetter pint of bitter
’cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint
you can pull a pint and drink a pint and knock one back
i can have a wee and then i’m gonna get you one back
but you’ll never go one better than a wetter pint of bitter
’cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint

[bridge (spoken)]
ooh, little bit quicker now again, quicker again, and higher!

[verse 3]
there’s a lot of drinks on sale behind the bar
and whatever you choose tells us who you really are
but you’ll never go one better than a wetter pint of bitter
’cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint

[bridge (spoken)]
we’re goin’ go even quicker, this is gettin’ mental, right

[verse 4]
there’s a lot of drinks on sale behind the bar
and whatever you choose tells us who you really are
but you’ll never go one better than a wetter pint of bitter
’cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint
you can pull a pint and drink a pint and knock one back
i can have a wee and then i’m gonna get you one back
but you’ll never go one better than a wetter pint of bitter
’cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint

[outro (spoken)]
easy. piece of cake

- the lancashire hotpots lyrics

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