the last felony - water cooler suicide (he hung himself in a public bathroom part 2) lyrics
that’s how i want it to end. a footnote on the back of a cr-ppy newspaper, a
short report by some f-ggot with a bad comb over on the morning news. something
everyone would discuss that day at work and start their day off thinking about
the uselessness of their own existence. a real water cooler suicide. if you
want to be remembered, you have to go out with a bang, people judge a story
solely on it’s ending. you have to give them what they want, blood, s-x and
controversy. the more embarr-ssing the better! most people can’t remember the
singer from inxs’ name, but we all know he was found in a hotel room hanging
from his own belt with his limp d-ck in hand as a result of an over zealous
game of autoerotic asphyxiation. if he only managed to c-m a bit faster, he
might still be alive and we’d probably all have forgotten about him by now. he
has attained the status of a legend through one final, disgusting,
self-gratifying, quasi-suicidal, carnal act. it doesn’t matter what you
accomplish in life, as long as you give them something to talk about when you
die. i want to be remembered for one single stupidity i committed, and
completely forgotten for who i really was.
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