the local mangaka - pencil vs eraser. epic rap battles of history [fan-made] lyrics
[intro: the local mangaka]
epic rap battles of history
pencil
vs
eraser
begin!
[verse 1: pencil]
i’m a dynamite, erudite, graphite, tool to write
b+tch, you just my ass fat (smack)
lemme call you cellulite!
i’m sharpened to a point!
and ready to attack!
etch n sketch, ace the test, scribble and scratch!
you step up to the bic?
it’s your tombstone you’re engraving!
i pump you fulla lead and i break you down to shavings
lemme spell this out plainly i hope it’s understood
i’m comin for yo ass and i’m filling it with wood!
[verse 2: eraser]
you better call me daddy, son
cuz i f+cked your mother
daddy doesn’t want no kids
daddy uses rubber
i fight you to diction with some friction, heat, and some degrees
i’m causing global warming, son
i’m burning down some trees!
pen to the paper, paper to the please
mass+produced 10x chinese
you bring it all i break it down
i hit undo i’m control z!
i’m the all+consuming void
you can’t escape my wrath
a thousand words multiplied by zero?
do the math
[outro: the local mangaka]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide
epic, epic, epic, rap battles of history
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