the lonely island - daddy lyrics
[akiva]
“papa did you see me hit a home run last night
i lit the stadium on fire
i was oakland’s pride”
“daddy, did you see me?
look what i can do, yeah”
“daddy, do you hear me crying?
crying
daddy, can you see i’m dying?
dying
oh, dad
tell ‘em josé”
[andy]
“ever since little league
middle school, middle league
always played technically
perfect like a symphony, little me
got much bigger, faster, stronger, dad
hit it so long
but you always want it longer dad”
“but therapy’s for losers”
-whispered- “little boy”
“therapy’s for losers”
[akiva]
“buy all my steroids in bulk”
[andy]
“costco”
[akiva]
“wanna get big as the hulk”
[andy]
“hogan”
[akiva]
“stronger than wolverine teeth”
[andy]
“logan”
[akiva]
“answer to, ‘where’s the beef’”
[andy]
“slogan”
[andy]
“first, i put on my jock
then both of my socks
parachute hammer pants and my reeboks
hot tub inside a limousine at chuck e cheese
dad, look at me”
[reporter, spoken]
“josé, heard you went on a pretty hot date the other night. care to tell us about it?”
[andy, spoken]
“hey, come on. you guys know i don’t kiss and tell.”
[andy, singing]
“oh, i went on a date with madonna
she said that she wanted cuban babies
she seemed like a smart business lady
but i didn’t find her physically attractive”
[akiva]
“i went on a date with my mama
took her out for all-you-can-eat shrimp
she said she was proud of her baby
that’s me
so, i guess we both had a wild week”
[andy]
“therapy’s for losers
dad said
therapy’s for losers
keep your mouth shut”
[akiva]
“no snitchin’”
[andy]
“about the steroids”
[akiva]
“no snitchin’”
[andy]
“about the steroids”
[akiva]
“about the steroids”
[both]
“about the steroids
about the steroids”
[akiva]
“don’t f-ck up a good thing while you got it”
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