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the lonely island - mother lover lyrics

andy samberg: oh dang.
justin timberlake: what is it dawg?
andy samberg: i forgot it’s mother’s day.
justin timberlake: didn’t get a gift for her.
andy samberg: other plans got in the way. she’ll be so disappointed.
justin timberlake: d-mn, i forgot it too.
andy samberg: this could have been avoided.
what the h-ll are we gonna do?
justin timberlake: my mom’s been so forlorn ever since my daddy left.
andy samberg: cold.
justin timberlake: no one to hold her tight. life has put her to the test.
andy samberg: i know just what you mean, my mom’s been so sad and gray.
justin timberlake: word
andy samberg: my dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he p-ssed away.
both: hold up!
andy samberg: you thinkin what i’m thinkin?
justin timberlake: i’m thinkin i’m thinkin too.
both: slow up!
andy samberg: what time is it dawg?
justin timberlake: it’s time for a switcharoo.
both: we both love our moms, women with grown women needs
i say we break em off
show em how much they really mean
cause…

i’m a mother lover
you’re a mother lover
we should f-ck each other’s mothers
both: f-ck each others moms
i’m pushin’ that lady where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt this sh-t is crazy
both: f-ckin’ each other’s moms

’cause every mother’s day needs a mother’s night
if doing it is wrong, i don’t wanna be right
i’m callin on you ’cause i can’t do it myself
to me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

andy samberg: i’ll be layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom clutchin’ on this lube and roses
justin timberlake: i got my digital camera, i’mma make your momma do a million poses
andy samberg: they will be so surprised
justin timberlake: we are so cool and thoughtful
andy samberg: can’t wait to pork your mom
justin timberlake: i’mma be the syrup, she can be my waffle
both: sho nuff!
justin timberlake: my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
both: straight up!
andy samberg: give it to my mom d – d- d – d- d – d – doggystyle
justin timberlake: this is the perfect plan
andy samberg: for a perfect mother’s day
justin timberlake: they’ll have to rename this one
both: all-up-under-the-covers day

’cause i’m a mother lover
you’re a mother lover
we should f-ck each others mothers
justin timbrlake: f-ck each other’s moms
i’m pushin that lady
where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt this sh-t is crazy
justin timbrlake: f-ckin’ each other’s moms

andy samberg: break it down

andy samberg: it would be my honor to be your new step-father
justin timberlake: it would be my honor to be your new step-father
andy samberg: while you’re in my mother, make me another brother. and while i’m in your mother, i’ll never use a rubber
justin timberlake: oh!

’cause every mother’s day needs a mother’s night
if doing it is wrong, i don’t wanna be right
i’m callin’ on you cause i can’t do it myself
to me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
they blessed us both with the gift of life
she brought you in this world so imma s-x her right
this is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
the choice can be no other
be my mother lover

andy samberg: happy mother’s day

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