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the lonely island - semicolon lyrics

[intro: maya rudolph and lonely island]
okay everyone,
welcome to grammar cl-ss
today we’re learning about semicolons
oh, oh, oh
yes, lonely island?
we use semicolons everyday
can you give me an example?
oh, h-ll yeah

[verse 1]
get ready for a whale of a time: shamu
my whole team coming clean: shampoo
these dudes is comic relief: whoopie
and i’m the motherf-cking monster: cookie
when you see me better cross the street: frogger
then go home and write about it: blogger
did i do that? urkel
yo angela, who’s the boss? merkel
i’ll take you where you’ve never been: oxnard
then make you suck a bulls’ nut: ox nard
if miss moore married josh: demi brolin
a comma and a f-cking dot: semicolon

[hook: solange]
we run these streets: stop lights
all eyes on me: spot lights
each semicolon brings us closer to the top

[verse 2]
i’m loud and i’m zipping around: jet ski
your d-ck is little like wayne: gretsky
but gretsky’s got a big d-ck: clarification
everyone who’s rude to me: paris vacation
my stomach’s getting fat: food
leave trash inside my car: rude
you’re acting all machio: ralph
but i’ll eat all you cats: alf

[hook 2: solange]
we run the game: umpire
always chase the night: young squire
these semicolons are my light inside the dark

[verse 3]
it’s right under your nose, semicolon: mouth
opposite of north, semicolon: south
right over your home, semicolon: attic
hooked on semicolons, semicolon: addict

[hook 3: solange]
we got the game on lock: toy chest
you’re too big for your clothes: boys vest
you know we out of control: no brakes
your birthday party sucked: no cakes

[breakdown: solange]
when it comes to punctuation
you know we’re number one
and to the people of every nation
feel the power of the semicolon

[outro: the lonely island and maya rudolph]
semicolons,
we rest our case
no actually those are examples of colons
you all get f’s
wait, what?

- the lonely island lyrics

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