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the long dongs - penis warts!! (tommy & jonny) lyrics

[intro]
ya, ey, ya, ey, ya, ey, ya, ey

[verse 1]
fidget spinner on my motherf-cking d-ck
this fidget spinner is so f-cking thick
my mom’s on my d-ck, yeah, on my dong
i’m smoking a bong with my shlong long dong

[verse 2]
yeah, ey, got this f-cking fidget spinner spinnin’ on my d-ck, just like a top
yeah, i got top in my porsche but she sucked my wop, dawg, and i f-cked on your b-tch like a thot
she liked my big fat wiener d-ck in my -ss

[verse 3]
yeah, yeah, woo, yeah
i got this asian b-tch sayin’ wonton ding dong, suck my long wong kong
i’m gonna f-cking kick–
wing w-ng pow wow, that’s what she say when i took her cow
d-mn, f-ck with me girl, i swear to god, i will f-cking stick my wiener down your throat, b-tch, i dare you, i’ll slit your f-cking throat and i’ll use it as a f-cking s-x toy, b-tch, suck my f-cking wiener

[bridge]
my motherf-cking wiener, b-tch
did you think that wonton soup was good?
come to the hood, try my chicken, it’s good as f-ck
i don’t really know if i’m a cuck or not
so i’ma f-cking suck my duck while i f-ck on the buck, yeaaah

[verse 4]
yea, uh, diamonds on my f-cking b-lls when i walk, b-tch
diamonds on my thongs when i walk, b-tch
i’m really f-cking cool, i don’t own a rollie yet, but bet that i’ma suck a fighter jet
one day, it’s gonna be so high in the sky that i’m flyer than a motherf-cking white guy

[verse 5]
in new york i sucked a c-ck, hide in my -ss, playin’ in the gr-ss, i just touched an -ss
woo, ey, woo, ey, woo, ey
yeah, i have this wart on my p-n-s ’cause it’s short
yeah, i look like a dork, but i suck on a york
i f-ck little york doggos in the f-cking -ss
i f-cked my dog in the -ss and it started bleeding, it started seeding
f-cking plants in my -ssh0l- that i f-cked and i f-cking pulled them out and i f-cking shoved it up my -ss again and i f-cking down– i smell like sh-t, what the f-ck
yeah, i f-cking shoved a f-cking d-ld- up my -ss and it smelled like sh-t
what the f-ck, dude, god f-cking dammit, what the f-ck is wrong with me?
my parents f-cking got divorced and it’s all my fault, f-ck
yeah, and every f-cking christmas my mom makes f-cking lasagna
do you know how f-cking disgusting that stupid sh-t is?
f-cking every single year for f-cking christmas, thanksgiving
what the f-ck is that sh-t, dude, are you f-cking kidding

[outro]
i’m f-cking p-ssed, my mom just p-ssed in my f-cking mouth and she didn’t lift the f-cking cover
she f-cking p-ssed in my f-cking milk
in my f-cking cheerios
f-cki–

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