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the longest johns - shipping forecast lyrics

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–not a song, but a send up of the shipping forecast, practically an inst-tution in most uk coastal towns. added because i found some of the jokes very amusing!–

and now the shipping forecast, issued by the met office on behalf of the maritime and coastguard agency at 17:00 hours today

north utsire, south utsire, forties, cromarty, northwesterly 5 to 7, occasionally gale 8, backing southwesterly and decreasing 3 for a time. rain later, moderate becoming good

humber, shannon, northeasterly 6, good, growing steadily, becoming 7. happy birthday

tyne, thames, forth, little bit, muchly, 32 long, size 8, becoming smart later

dogger, fisher, dover, i hardly knew her

viking, arriving soon, leaving later with your wife

fair isle, faeroes, pyramid, sphinx

biscay, fastnet, dial-up, broadband

lundy, mardi, mecredi

plymouth, no

german bight, watch out for that

portland, fitzroy, moving forward, 22 yards, touchdown

irish sea, irish stew, baileys, hebrides

rockall, sole, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish

trafalgar, rectangular becoming square

and finally, longest johns, starting strong, 7 or 8, becoming not so poor, then good

that was the shipping forecast for 17:00 hours, wednesday 18th august

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